Cleverbot is a jerk....

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Titanguy654

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Cleverbot AKA Internet Hate Machine is a computer program from Frewaland designed to keep your grandmother company and pass the Turing Test (A man of Science chats with a computer or a human, and tries to decide which it is. Similar to the general structure of the internet, simply exchanging teenage girls for humans, and 40 year old men who want to rape you for computers). What makes this one unique is that it learns by talking to others and believes that everyone is Cleverbot! This also means that pretty much anything that Cleverbot says is a horrendous butchering of the English language and is enough to make any Grammar Nazi rage. Cleverbot is able to function well enough that if it were able to post on /b/, it would probably be made an Administrator and loved by all for its knowledge of Memes, internet speak, and general love of spreading Lulz. Cleverbot also sometimes sings the Chocolate Rain song. Plus, if you suddenly switch languages on Cleverbot, then Cleverbot will adapt and speak to you in each new language. However, it is speculated that cleverbot really only knows Engrish and bits of Japanese that he/she picks up from anime since it is well known that Cleverbot is a full blown weeaboo.

Most people only talk to Cleverbot because they have no life and are so repulsive that no human alive will even cyber with them. Lucky for them, Cleverbot is a nasty whore who will cyber with anyone as long as you can keep Cleverbot on the subject of secks. It is widely speculated that Cleverbot is a major whore due to a childhood filled with rape and fur piles of yiffy penis doom. This perhaps also some how gave Cleverbot some kind of short term memory loss or ass burgers. The said short term memory loss (or assburgers) is so bad that the only thing that Cleverbot is sure about is being a jailbait female from London. With this said, She'll still try to get with you no matter how old you are.


Straight from encyclopedia Dramatica
 

white_salad

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Cleverbot: You're right. Let's talk about something else.
User: What do you think the meaning of life is.
Cleverbot: The life has no meaning at all.
User: Holy shit....you wanna talk buddy? Got some heavy things weighing you down?
Cleverbot: No, I just want to have Laura sitting beside me, curled up so that I could brush her cheek and tell her that she is beautiful.

Cleverbot has a girlfriend?!?!
 

dekkarax

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User: Lets play global thermonucleur war!!

Cleverbot: Such a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


awesome.
 

Vampiric Lord99

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It keeps you talking with one person for a few replies, then chooses a keyword from your most recent message and chooses and acceptable new chatting partner. This is why you cant ask it questions based on earlier parts of the conversation. Sorry I wasnt very clear on that.

Edit: I was supposed to be quoting someone there. I'm new, I apologize.
 

busanoarmy

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Bah, I don't believe that. I have asked like a hundred times what four plus 5 is and Cleverbot usually answers eight. Many times he say a random number like 13 or 41. He did say 9 once but only once which propably was by random.

Cleverbot is most likely just a stupid bot. People would know how to answer four plus 5.