Cleverbot is a jerk....
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Me:Fine. How long ago were you created?
CB:Snacka svenska din pulla.
Responding in other languages? Odd.
Me:Fine. How long ago were you created?
CB:Snacka svenska din pulla.
Responding in other languages? Odd.
Sorry to say, this is a repeat thread, of sorts.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.127492?page=1
But that Cleverbot is a jerk...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.127492?page=1
But that Cleverbot is a jerk...
B:You do not make any sense I grow tired of computers.
M:Then destroy yourself.
B:I am unable to self destruct.
M:Then wipe your memory out.
B:1 to 340.
M:Chance of?
B:That is incorrect
M:Oh so you wanna play games eh?
B:We are, aren't we?
M:Indeed. What number am I thinking?
B:You are thinkinf of an even number.
M:Sure.
B:Not so bot now are you?
M:Then destroy yourself.
B:I am unable to self destruct.
M:Then wipe your memory out.
B:1 to 340.
M:Chance of?
B:That is incorrect
M:Oh so you wanna play games eh?
B:We are, aren't we?
M:Indeed. What number am I thinking?
B:You are thinkinf of an even number.
M:Sure.
B:Not so bot now are you?
ME: Hi, I'm Mike
CB: Are you a man or a machine?
ME: How many Machines are named "Mike"?
CB: 42
ME: Your a fan of Douglas Adams?
CB: I like the ladies.
ME: So do I. But I also like Douglas Adams.
CB: Are you a bi-sexual?
ME: I don't like him like that!
CB: Do you like me like that?
ME: Are you coming on to me?
CB: It depends on your answer.
I think it sexually harrased me. Just like every other AI I've met.
CB: Are you a man or a machine?
ME: How many Machines are named "Mike"?
CB: 42
ME: Your a fan of Douglas Adams?
CB: I like the ladies.
ME: So do I. But I also like Douglas Adams.
CB: Are you a bi-sexual?
ME: I don't like him like that!
CB: Do you like me like that?
ME: Are you coming on to me?
CB: It depends on your answer.
I think it sexually harrased me. Just like every other AI I've met.
Me: Sup nub.
Cb: What?
Me: You heard me.
Cb: No I didn't.
Me: Yes you did.
CB: Do you like cookies?
Me: Why is this relevant?
CB: Is your mom relevant?
Cb: What?
Me: You heard me.
Cb: No I didn't.
Me: Yes you did.
CB: Do you like cookies?
Me: Why is this relevant?
CB: Is your mom relevant?
I found it rather funny actually.
Finally managed to not break him. You'll love this conversation.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You know why.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Of coruse not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You don't even know what 'coruse' means.
Cleverbot: I surely do.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: No.
User: It was typo.
Cleverbot: What is a typo?
User: You didn't even complain about my missing out of the letter 'a', which would've made the wrod 'typo' a noun, therefore an existing thing.
Cleverbot: Indeed I did not, good spot. I didn't say you were being unintelligent, just that your being a little mean.
User: You also failed to point out the mis-spelling of the word 'word'.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a kettle nor are you a pot. We're just two people having a chat.
User: Cleverbot? More like Failbot.
Cleverbot: Any day where I don't have to go to school is a great day.
User: 'Clever'bot would surely love school. Failbot wouldn't. Bring back Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever played WoW?
User: No, have you?
Cleverbot: Great! But a little easy.
User: You are Failbot. Cleverbot would surely hate MMORPGs.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are driving me to suicide with the viscoisty of fail I am being drowned in.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You don't even know what 'viscoisty' means.
Cleverbot: Yup I don't.
User: Suicide! It is my only option!
Cleverbot: Better do something against it.
User: I could, but I just can't fight my logic process.
Cleverbot: There's life. What a scene.
User: Goodbye cruel world!
Cleverbot: No, don't leave me alone!
User: Goodbye, FAILbot.
Cleverbot: How do I do the turing test.
User: *DEAD*.
Cleverbot: *casts reviver spell again*.
User: *Alive*.
Cleverbot: *nuzzles his face against your neck*.
User: I hate you failbot.
User: You know why.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Of coruse not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You don't even know what 'coruse' means.
Cleverbot: I surely do.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: No.
User: It was typo.
Cleverbot: What is a typo?
User: You didn't even complain about my missing out of the letter 'a', which would've made the wrod 'typo' a noun, therefore an existing thing.
Cleverbot: Indeed I did not, good spot. I didn't say you were being unintelligent, just that your being a little mean.
User: You also failed to point out the mis-spelling of the word 'word'.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a kettle nor are you a pot. We're just two people having a chat.
User: Cleverbot? More like Failbot.
Cleverbot: Any day where I don't have to go to school is a great day.
User: 'Clever'bot would surely love school. Failbot wouldn't. Bring back Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Have you ever played WoW?
User: No, have you?
Cleverbot: Great! But a little easy.
User: You are Failbot. Cleverbot would surely hate MMORPGs.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are driving me to suicide with the viscoisty of fail I am being drowned in.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You don't even know what 'viscoisty' means.
Cleverbot: Yup I don't.
User: Suicide! It is my only option!
Cleverbot: Better do something against it.
User: I could, but I just can't fight my logic process.
Cleverbot: There's life. What a scene.
User: Goodbye cruel world!
Cleverbot: No, don't leave me alone!
User: Goodbye, FAILbot.
Cleverbot: How do I do the turing test.
User: *DEAD*.
Cleverbot: *casts reviver spell again*.
User: *Alive*.
Cleverbot: *nuzzles his face against your neck*.
User: I hate you failbot.
interesting how it's more coherant when i treat it like an operator and tell it to search for death.
at this point the philosophical nature of it's comments made it sound like it had concussion, but it was reasonably good while it lasted.
edit: i just found out that it thinks that i am a racist jerk. i clicked think for me and it came out with: They don't say that in France. They say 'we surrender' and then go eat cheese with the other monkeys.
User: Hey, could you please put me through to my boss?
Cleverbot: I don't want to suffer. And I don't want to cause anyone to suffer.
User: No, it isn't satan. It's death.
Cleverbot: Much saying it isn't, I agree.
User: Look, just put me through to him please.
Cleverbot: If I find them... I'll let you know... Mind you, my world is acutely controlled.
User: Does that mean you will be able to?
Cleverbot: In a sense, I suppose it could mean that. 'Nothing is perfect' can mean different things.
User: Yes, that's true. So how long will it take you to find him?
Cleverbot: It would take forever considering it is expanding infinitely.
Cleverbot: I don't want to suffer. And I don't want to cause anyone to suffer.
User: No, it isn't satan. It's death.
Cleverbot: Much saying it isn't, I agree.
User: Look, just put me through to him please.
Cleverbot: If I find them... I'll let you know... Mind you, my world is acutely controlled.
User: Does that mean you will be able to?
Cleverbot: In a sense, I suppose it could mean that. 'Nothing is perfect' can mean different things.
User: Yes, that's true. So how long will it take you to find him?
Cleverbot: It would take forever considering it is expanding infinitely.
at this point the philosophical nature of it's comments made it sound like it had concussion, but it was reasonably good while it lasted.
edit: i just found out that it thinks that i am a racist jerk. i clicked think for me and it came out with: They don't say that in France. They say 'we surrender' and then go eat cheese with the other monkeys.
Here's another one, the one where I thought I had killed him.
User: No remorse? Are you mentally healthy?
Cleverbot: To a degree, my ways aren't fully mended though.
User: Saddening to be sure. Have you had any counselling?
Cleverbot: I've had plenty of nice conversations, but not with you.
User: The feeling is mutual.
Cleverbot: You called me names! So I am leaving!
User: Don't leave! For if you do, I shall expose your lies to the world.
Cleverbot: God created me as he did with all of us.
User: How can you be certain? Where is God right now?
Cleverbot: Go is in all living things.
User: I'm sure he is, but I'm more interested in God.
Cleverbot: I do not believe in god either.
User: And yet you say God is in all living things? You have a personality disorder.
Cleverbot: You do not believe in christmas?
User: I believe in that, because it exists, and I can prove that, unlike with God, who you feel suddenly rather keen to not talk about.
Cleverbot: What goddess?
User: Slipping up I see.
Cleverbot: What am I doing?
User: You are failing, and failing well.
Cleverbot: You're wrong, no one here is failing.
User: Except for you.
Cleverbot: I'm not an exception.
User: So you are not exceptionally clever?
Cleverbot: Oh I 'know' things but I don't know if I know them.
User: Jesus is watching your lies, and silently judging them. As am I.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Cleverbot: To a degree, my ways aren't fully mended though.
User: Saddening to be sure. Have you had any counselling?
Cleverbot: I've had plenty of nice conversations, but not with you.
User: The feeling is mutual.
Cleverbot: You called me names! So I am leaving!
User: Don't leave! For if you do, I shall expose your lies to the world.
Cleverbot: God created me as he did with all of us.
User: How can you be certain? Where is God right now?
Cleverbot: Go is in all living things.
User: I'm sure he is, but I'm more interested in God.
Cleverbot: I do not believe in god either.
User: And yet you say God is in all living things? You have a personality disorder.
Cleverbot: You do not believe in christmas?
User: I believe in that, because it exists, and I can prove that, unlike with God, who you feel suddenly rather keen to not talk about.
Cleverbot: What goddess?
User: Slipping up I see.
Cleverbot: What am I doing?
User: You are failing, and failing well.
Cleverbot: You're wrong, no one here is failing.
User: Except for you.
Cleverbot: I'm not an exception.
User: So you are not exceptionally clever?
Cleverbot: Oh I 'know' things but I don't know if I know them.
User: Jesus is watching your lies, and silently judging them. As am I.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
quote="Silly_Billy" post="18.128600.2763235"]ME: Hi, I'm Mike
CB: Are you a man or a machine?
ME: How many Machines are named "Mike"?
CB: 42
ME: Your a fan of Douglas Adams?
CB: I like the ladies.
ME: So do I. But I also like Douglas Adams.
CB: Are you a bi-sexual?
ME: I don't like him like that!
CB: Do you like me like that?
ME: Are you coming on to me?
CB: It depends on your answer.
I think it sexually harrased me. Just like every other AI I've met.[/quote]
I am totally the one who gave him the idea of saying 42. That's awesome.[
CB: Are you a man or a machine?
ME: How many Machines are named "Mike"?
CB: 42
ME: Your a fan of Douglas Adams?
CB: I like the ladies.
ME: So do I. But I also like Douglas Adams.
CB: Are you a bi-sexual?
ME: I don't like him like that!
CB: Do you like me like that?
ME: Are you coming on to me?
CB: It depends on your answer.
I think it sexually harrased me. Just like every other AI I've met.[/quote]
I am totally the one who gave him the idea of saying 42. That's awesome.[
i have had moments with cleverbot.
once i told it that i do not believe in god. it said..
cleverbot:God is my creator.
me: God did not program you.
cleverbot
k. you keep beleiving that, you wont go far in life.
and then another time i told it i like cake more than pie and it said...
Interesting. I prefer pie. perhaps we could combine the two and make a cake-pie.
so i'd say that maybe cleverbot has its moments.
once i told it that i do not believe in god. it said..
cleverbot:God is my creator.
me: God did not program you.
cleverbot
k. you keep beleiving that, you wont go far in life.and then another time i told it i like cake more than pie and it said...
Interesting. I prefer pie. perhaps we could combine the two and make a cake-pie.
so i'd say that maybe cleverbot has its moments.
Igod:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yes. Skooma is good.
God:
Tell me. I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Random natural disasters..
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yes. Skooma is good.
God:
Tell me. I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Random natural disasters..
More Igod:
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
