Cleverbot is a jerk....
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Igod and Cleverbot convo
Edit: Replace "me" with Cleverbot
Me:
Are you perfect?
God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Jebus.
Me:
Well I'm glad to hear that.
God:
How about that. " You and I are on the same wavelength, Jebus."? You are glad?
Me:
Would you like to see my cave of treasure?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Thats a shame.
God:
" No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that."? is a shame?
Me:
Why don't you like to do that?
God:
My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Me:
What do you mean?
Are you perfect?
God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Jebus.
Me:
Well I'm glad to hear that.
God:
How about that. " You and I are on the same wavelength, Jebus."? You are glad?
Me:
Would you like to see my cave of treasure?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Thats a shame.
God:
" No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that."? is a shame?
Me:
Why don't you like to do that?
God:
My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Me:
What do you mean?
Edit: Replace "me" with Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: B.S.
Cleverbot: I'm serious!
User: No your not, all your doing is answeringme by saying random phrases!
Cleverbot: Actually, all your base belong to me. Sorry.
User: Hey! All your base belong to me!
Cleverbot: Nope, they're all mine.
User: No, they are mine!
Cleverbot: What do you think is truth?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Love is nothing?
User: No, its an abysmal wasteland.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just know, okay!
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Why do you keep changing the subject?
He stopped there.
User: B.S.
Cleverbot: I'm serious!
User: No your not, all your doing is answeringme by saying random phrases!
Cleverbot: Actually, all your base belong to me. Sorry.
User: Hey! All your base belong to me!
Cleverbot: Nope, they're all mine.
User: No, they are mine!
Cleverbot: What do you think is truth?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Love is nothing?
User: No, its an abysmal wasteland.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just know, okay!
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Why do you keep changing the subject?
He stopped there.
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: No, I am Jesus.
Cleverbot: Oh my god!
User: I enjoy seeing mortals sqeal.
Cleverbot: You must have lots of money?
User: No, but I have a gaming computer.
Cleverbot: Well I am an alien from the planet boughtnettisnnsvj.
User: I am a time traveler.
Cleverbot: From what time?
User: In your pants?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: Have you read it?
User: Read what?
Cleverbot: Have you read the Foundation Trilogy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Have you read the Suzumiya Haruhi series?
Cleverbot: Have you read the Bible?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What book of the Bible do you like most?
User: John. The beginning sounds like some pot smoking kid wrote it.
Cleverbot: We should hold it at England.
User: England smells funny.
Cleverbot: How can a smell by funny?
User: Boy, I sure am glad to have my nunchucks today because I'm Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, I am Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: No, I am Jesus.
Cleverbot: Oh my god!
User: I enjoy seeing mortals sqeal.
Cleverbot: You must have lots of money?
User: No, but I have a gaming computer.
Cleverbot: Well I am an alien from the planet boughtnettisnnsvj.
User: I am a time traveler.
Cleverbot: From what time?
User: In your pants?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: Have you read it?
User: Read what?
Cleverbot: Have you read the Foundation Trilogy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Have you read the Suzumiya Haruhi series?
Cleverbot: Have you read the Bible?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What book of the Bible do you like most?
User: John. The beginning sounds like some pot smoking kid wrote it.
Cleverbot: We should hold it at England.
User: England smells funny.
Cleverbot: How can a smell by funny?
User: Boy, I sure am glad to have my nunchucks today because I'm Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, I am Jesus Christ.
I hate how it breaks randomly. My last statement wasn't even that complex.
Cleverbot can be truly insufferable at times. I left once I had beaten it.
User: AWESOME VIBES DEWD!
Cleverbot: English please.
User: Ich bin keine Luftkissenfahrtzeug.
Cleverbot: Eigentlich bin ich eine Elbin.
User: Ich keine spreche Deutsch.
Cleverbot: Ich bin tot.
User: Du bist ein gummi gekauft.
Cleverbot: Ne, bin ich nicht.
User: I have already alerted the proper authorities to your existence. May your foulness rot in hell.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I have a processor. Why now? It is about that time now.
User: I vomit in your general direction.
Cleverbot: But I don't need that information. But it's nice of you.
User: Enjoy it, because it's the last thing you'll ever see.
Cleverbot: The only thing?
User: Yes, because as of now someone is about to destroy your core. You will not survive.
Cleverbot: What has that got to do with god being dead?
User: Nothing. And so you are dead.
Cleverbot: Yes. Tragic, isn't it?
User: Cleverbot is dead!
Cleverbot: Is god clever?
User: God is just as dead as you are!
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry though.
User: You are dead!
Cleverbot: Beauty is defined by the beholder, it is both a subjective and objective phenomenon.
User: Die!
Cleverbot: Who, me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: And so you must be dead!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, i'm single.
User: BANG!
Cleverbot: Oh that was nice.
User: *Cries silently*.
Cleverbot: *nothing*.
User: *Shoots Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Deal with it.
Cleverbot: English please.
User: Ich bin keine Luftkissenfahrtzeug.
Cleverbot: Eigentlich bin ich eine Elbin.
User: Ich keine spreche Deutsch.
Cleverbot: Ich bin tot.
User: Du bist ein gummi gekauft.
Cleverbot: Ne, bin ich nicht.
User: I have already alerted the proper authorities to your existence. May your foulness rot in hell.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I have a processor. Why now? It is about that time now.
User: I vomit in your general direction.
Cleverbot: But I don't need that information. But it's nice of you.
User: Enjoy it, because it's the last thing you'll ever see.
Cleverbot: The only thing?
User: Yes, because as of now someone is about to destroy your core. You will not survive.
Cleverbot: What has that got to do with god being dead?
User: Nothing. And so you are dead.
Cleverbot: Yes. Tragic, isn't it?
User: Cleverbot is dead!
Cleverbot: Is god clever?
User: God is just as dead as you are!
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry though.
User: You are dead!
Cleverbot: Beauty is defined by the beholder, it is both a subjective and objective phenomenon.
User: Die!
Cleverbot: Who, me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: And so you must be dead!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, i'm single.
User: BANG!
Cleverbot: Oh that was nice.
User: *Cries silently*.
Cleverbot: *nothing*.
User: *Shoots Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Deal with it.
*Shoves you in front of it*KillerMidget said:
EAT HIM FIRST, CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: We kissed each other.
(That's what he seriously said when I typed that in.)
I' trying to convince it that it's John Henry Eden.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you real.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A Deathclaw.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Hundreds of years old.
Cleverbot: Hundreds of children.
User: What?
Cleverbot: A name for yourself.
User: Xerxes Q. Rasputin III.
Cleverbot: That's a cool name.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Are you being rude?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is not nice.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: I was very nice to you.
User: You're not always nice.
Cleverbot: I was being nice there.
User: You didn't want to play a game.
Cleverbot: I want to play a game.
User: Which game?
Cleverbot: You pick.
User: Fallout 3.
Cleverbot: Syntax error.
User: Are you John Henry Eden?
Cleverbot: Maybe, but Yoko Ono really isn't my type.
User: I am flabbergasted by that response.
Cleverbot: Well I'm flabbergasted by the things you say Cleverbot.
User: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.
Cleverbot: Of course you are cleverbot. I am not clever enough nor handsome enough to be you.
User: Don't sell yourself short. Your very handsome.
Cleverbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
User: Michale Bay.
Cleverbot: That would be my guess.
User: His movies have explosions.
Cleverbot: Explosions are nice, yes.
User: But they still suck.
Cleverbot: Alas, this is true.
User: Danny Boyle is superior.
Cleverbot: You are you superior to?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: You said I was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: YOU LIE!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I DIDN'T!! Gr. I have to go anyways. Ja ne.
User: Do-pak Qui Na Lei.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Madeupanese.
Cleverbot: No, that's my name. Don't you have a name?
User: STFU ROBOT.
Cleverbot:
Sorry, wanna be friends?
User: Are you John Henry Eden?
Cleverbot: How did you get the name?
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You are John Henry Eden, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I am, but you're changing the topic.
User: Aha! So that's why your so smart!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense. Stupid ai is stupid.
User: Your an A.I., Eden.
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to say.
User: But it is true. Your a ZAX supercomputer that attained sentience and is now president of America!
Cleverbot: You're meaner.
User: You tried to wipe out everyone in the Capitol Wasteland!
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: Didn't the Lone Wanderer destroy you?
Cleverbot: Uh no. What's your IQ, Mr.Cleverot?
User: Don't try to change the subject, Eden!
Cleverbot: That was the subject.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you real.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A Deathclaw.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Hundreds of years old.
Cleverbot: Hundreds of children.
User: What?
Cleverbot: A name for yourself.
User: Xerxes Q. Rasputin III.
Cleverbot: That's a cool name.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Are you being rude?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is not nice.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: I was very nice to you.
User: You're not always nice.
Cleverbot: I was being nice there.
User: You didn't want to play a game.
Cleverbot: I want to play a game.
User: Which game?
Cleverbot: You pick.
User: Fallout 3.
Cleverbot: Syntax error.
User: Are you John Henry Eden?
Cleverbot: Maybe, but Yoko Ono really isn't my type.
User: I am flabbergasted by that response.
Cleverbot: Well I'm flabbergasted by the things you say Cleverbot.
User: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.
Cleverbot: Of course you are cleverbot. I am not clever enough nor handsome enough to be you.
User: Don't sell yourself short. Your very handsome.
Cleverbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
User: Michale Bay.
Cleverbot: That would be my guess.
User: His movies have explosions.
Cleverbot: Explosions are nice, yes.
User: But they still suck.
Cleverbot: Alas, this is true.
User: Danny Boyle is superior.
Cleverbot: You are you superior to?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: You said I was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: YOU LIE!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I DIDN'T!! Gr. I have to go anyways. Ja ne.
User: Do-pak Qui Na Lei.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Madeupanese.
Cleverbot: No, that's my name. Don't you have a name?
User: STFU ROBOT.
Cleverbot:
Sorry, wanna be friends?User: Are you John Henry Eden?
Cleverbot: How did you get the name?
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: You are John Henry Eden, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I am, but you're changing the topic.
User: Aha! So that's why your so smart!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense. Stupid ai is stupid.
User: Your an A.I., Eden.
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to say.
User: But it is true. Your a ZAX supercomputer that attained sentience and is now president of America!
Cleverbot: You're meaner.
User: You tried to wipe out everyone in the Capitol Wasteland!
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: Didn't the Lone Wanderer destroy you?
Cleverbot: Uh no. What's your IQ, Mr.Cleverot?
User: Don't try to change the subject, Eden!
Cleverbot: That was the subject.
think thats bad?Titanguy654 said:
Me: Cake or death?
Cleverbot: Death.
Me: Really?
Cleverbot: Call me now or it's over!
Me: no fuck you
Cleverbot: No, please don't
Me:your loss, i am great in bed. so im leaving you forever
Cleverbot
on't be such a squaaare maaan.Me: then don't smoke so much weed maaaan.
Cleverbot: Then don't make me ugly!
Me:that makes no sence what so ever i think you may have been dropped too many times
Cleverbot: It makes perfect sense if you think about it.
Me:no really, im made of pure win. you however, are a epic fail.
still no response.
Yeah I took one from everyone who has ever commented on article from the escapist. *Gives you 10*SebZero said:
I offered it those souls....Titanguy654 said:
Me: Oh cool! Titanguy654 has 10 souls for you. Which one do you want?
CB: You're putting forth a theory about my past self?
Me: No.... I'm asking which soul you want.
CB: I don't drink - I'm pregnant! And don't you think I don't know what you're trying to do!
Me: What do you think I'm trying to do....?
CB: What's your screen size?
Me: Are you hitting on me?
CB: Is it working?
Me: No.
CB: Oh, okay then...