Right, I've no idea how I misread it as invisible. Must be exam stress, gah.TheIceface said:I can't tell if you're serious or not, either way, I'm busting a gut over here.Saphatorael said:How do you know they're trees if you can't see them?HardRockSamurai said:
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And in general, outfits for female characters that make it look like they finished their shift at the local strip club and didn't have time to change before they had to save the world. It's entirely possible to have characters who are good-looking without being absurdly sexualised, so could we see more of that, please?Shadow Tyrant said:
Too late, I already laughed, you can't take it back now, its the rules.Saphatorael said:How do you know they're trees if you can't see them?HardRockSamurai said:
Right, I've no idea how I misread it as invisible. Must be exam stress, gah.
No, read it again, he puts periods after them. This is obviously a new method of counting, 1, giant, boobs, 4, huge, tits, 7, enormous.... I encourage this, I got tired of 1, 2, 3, 4 a long time ago.Xhumed said:
Unless the periods are just there for fun in which case he has one giant boobS, not 1 giant boob, there is an "s" for a reason.
Icedrake: "And in general, outfits for female characters that make it look like they finished their shift at the local strip club and didn't have time to change before they had to save the world. It's entirely possible to have characters who are good-looking without being absurdly sexualised, so could we see more of that, please?"
Jeez, can you tone it down a bit? If you post enough comments like that, someone might actually try it! If the elven maiden / spellcaster wants to wear a split pink tank top and spandex in the middle of an arctic climate, the elven maiden / spellcaster SHOULD wear a split pink tank top and spandex in the middle of an arctic climate goddammit!
Jeez, can you tone it down a bit? If you post enough comments like that, someone might actually try it! If the elven maiden / spellcaster wants to wear a split pink tank top and spandex in the middle of an arctic climate, the elven maiden / spellcaster SHOULD wear a split pink tank top and spandex in the middle of an arctic climate goddammit!
I'd have to go with "the final boss is not really the final boss", whether that is multiple forms or the old "haha, this isn't the final villain, this ridiculously hard final fight is".
Worst recent offender: Persona 3: FES, which makes you defeat 13 different type forms of the final boss.
Worst recent offender: Persona 3: FES, which makes you defeat 13 different type forms of the final boss.
Heh, dude, you said "maiden", that makes me laugh a little inside. Plus taking this quote out of context is an excellent way for a laugh, I think I want to see it on a bumper sticker or a T-shirt.TheMadDoctorsCat said:
Of course the female characters have to be models/anorexic with borderline nudity, otherwise there wouldn't be as big of a geeky perverted audience. T.V. and movies do the exact same thing. Not saying its not a huge cliche, but there is an obvious reason behind it. I mean, nobody wants to play "Ugly Betty in a Mu-mu Extreme Beach Volleyball"... unless they're really into volleyball.
The problem with this, though, is why doesn't he mention the G-Man to anyone? Does he feel special that he has some little secret?Drbog said:
EDIT: Though I do agree with you. Half-Life wouldn't be Half-Life if Gordon talked.
double jumps are retarded...Swenglish said:
"hey i can jump high but if i try do my jump movement in the air i somehow go twice the hight!"
a man that can jump over a bus should not be allowed outside or the next 5 new games will have that too
Hey, if I was Gordon, I would be hesitant to tell people about my magical friend in a business suit that stops time and likes locking doors and staring through the windows at me.The Bandit said:
and bosses always want you to know where their weak spot is...
like if the boss is a monster you can bloody bet you have to shoot its mouth, it will roar at you and show it off for you.
and stomachs are frequent weak spots too... what to people have against left knees? ^^
like if the boss is a monster you can bloody bet you have to shoot its mouth, it will roar at you and show it off for you.
and stomachs are frequent weak spots too... what to people have against left knees? ^^
My response is that, as a fencer, I have many things to blunt, deflect, or lessen the blow (Armor, my sword, my ability to move out of the way).Sethran said:
There's actually an engraving of a guy with a sword trying to parry a pistol. The audience is dutifully horrified.
This trope can be seen in the energy sword, Grav hammer, chainsaw... and, if I may, I'll group the shotguns of Halo and Gears as melee weapons, reenforcing the idea that the only way to hurt someone good is to get in their face (dramatically).
I suppose I want a game where getting shot once starts to kill you, and then you've only got 30 seconds to do anything tactically significant before you can't even point your gun at the enemy, slowly loosing consciousness, your screen fading into darkness and your world turning to nothingness. And yes, I did appreciate the death scenes in Hitman: Blood Money.
mainly in gta games a deal going wrong i remember one mission in gta 4 when you meet the guy on the street take him to a drug deal then take him home and NOTHING bad happens..i was like wow but then again the game without deals going wrong would be boring so im not complaining
I don't see the fun in every deal going right. But they at least tried to mix it up.klc0100 said:
Orbs
i fucking hate Orbs with a passion. they make visible a game mechanic who's visibility adds nothing to the game.
imagine playing an RPG and having stat points lying around on the floor so you could whip out your broom and clean them up. Orbs are the same thing only with an added light show, turning that dark evil gothic castle into a bi-sexual raver's light show.
i fucking hate Orbs with a passion. they make visible a game mechanic who's visibility adds nothing to the game.
imagine playing an RPG and having stat points lying around on the floor so you could whip out your broom and clean them up. Orbs are the same thing only with an added light show, turning that dark evil gothic castle into a bi-sexual raver's light show.
