Commercials You Wish You Could Physically kill.

[Bob Saget]

I cast my vote for the Windows Mojave or Vista or whatever commercials where it shows "hidden camera" views of the paid actors real people look at a 10 minute video of Vista and decide that it's the best thing since canned bread. Apparently, Microsoft was trying to say that the only bad thing about Vista was the name... -_-

 

[VashtaNerada]

the stupid freebooks.com and freecredit report

 

[Uszi]

Any commercial that:

1). Is locally produced with a budget of less than $1000 dollars, and interrupts my prime-time.
2). Commercials that attempt to take advantage of the innate appeal of children.

On a different note, commercials that I would gladly kill for:

1). Any featuring Vince, who donates generously to anti-Scientology funds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

 

[Shadow Law]

Oh guess what I just saw, "Cash for Gold" were you send your own gold stuff to them in the mail. And then they send you a check back a week later....mabey. How stupid can people be?

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Any of the Tim Hortons commercials, almost all of the ones from Coors Light and Budweiser. I've pretty much stopped watching TV though, so commercials don't really get to me anymore.

 

[DonkeysAndClipboards]

Commercials made by yoghurt companies are the absolute worst, every time I see one I want to throw big balls of fire at innocent little critters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXcYUNy0vbU

If you'll excuse me now, I'll be roasting critters in the backyard.

Wow, I had no idea that british commercials could be anywere as bad as american commercials. I feel bad for you my man.

I'm from Belgium actually, though we get the same kind of commercials, and those are even worse. I just used the English equivalent so that most people would understand their awefulness.

 

[thiosk]

the anti pot commercials are beyond retarded. Thats why i love this
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/antipot



also, I hate the "poor abused animals defense fund" style commercials.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Oh guess what I just saw, "Cash for Gold" were you send your own gold stuff to them in the mail. And then they send you a check back a week later....mabey. How stupid can people be?

I have to disagree with you there... may I present Russell Oliver? Ohhh yeeeuh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU

His earlier commercials were way better, but this one's quite ridiculous.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Any Dutch insurance or loan commercial (my countrymen know what I mean hmm, Frisia Financiëringen, crap like that). They always picture this...hórrible 'perfect' families together, on how they're o so happy with their new car/kitching/whatever because they just had this amaaaaazing carefree loan to buy it! Yaaaay for advertising to spend cash you don't have. And those 'perfect' commercial families really need to be eradicated.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

the anti pot commercials are beyond retarded. Thats why i love this
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/antipot

It's kind of funny whenever you see those commercials come up on TV or online... you gotta know someone was smoking up when they made them.

 

[CrazySlyHawk]

British ads rely on animation a lot more than Irish ads.

I do hate the Moonpig ad. I want it to die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKs1vSlTSA

Sorry, thats the Aussie one. Good enough!

 

[Shadow Law]

Any commercial that:

1). Any featuring Vince, who donates generously to anti-Scientology funds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

Holy Sh!t!! is this for real, this has to be the stupidest commercial I have ever seen.
I love these quotes: "you'll love my nuts", "You can live an exciting life now", "the more you chop the finer it gets" (no sh!t john madden), "These onions make me cry, and you cry"(no this commercial makes me cry)

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"HEY! HEY! ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT CAR INSURANCE? ARE YA? ARE YA? ARE YA? THEN GO TO CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSED.COM!"

They've toned them down recently but I will never forget the insult...

There's also this cheap-ass window advert with some... bum yelling at you to buy windows (or was it double glazing?) whilst spazzing out all over the shop.

I want to kill most ads with fire, apart from the old ones. These new ads are making me miss:
"Double the discount~
Double the discount~"
Even though I'm pretty sure it annoyed the crap out of everyone.

 

[Bob Saget]

Oh guess what I just saw, "Cash for Gold" were you send your own gold stuff to them in the mail. And then they send you a check back a week later....mabey. How stupid can people be?

Ooh, I didn't think of that one! And I even make fun of it every time it comes on. I honestly think that that's the stupidest thing you can ever do. I mean, what person puts their gold in an envelope that's pretty much marked "Gold In Here!" and puts it through public mail? God, people are dumb...

 

[RPJesus]

Basically every commercial not for Jimmy Johns.

 

[Jerious1154]

The Subway commercials with the $5 footlong song are pretty bad. The Subway commercials with the actors pretending to be random people on the street singing the $5 footlong song bring awfulness to a whole new level.
Also, the new commercials that they have for the Blackberry that flips closed where the woman is like "Your butt is calling me. Hey Buuuuuuuuuutt."

 

[bad rider]

So many terrible ones, just remember holidays are coming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDoDUC9M0Sg ahh good times.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

The Cadbury's adverts. All of them. The gorilla, the runway, the eyebrows, all of them.

FALCON... PUNCH!!!

 

[Cheesus333]

Pretentious adverts for perfume. Just tell us what it smells like, FFS!

That wouldn't sell as well.

"New Devotion, by Calvin Klein, pour homme. Stinks like a dead whore but that lass wrapped round his waist isn't complaining.'