Confess, My Son.

[Flying-Emu]

I troll /trade like a ************. What else am I supposed to do while waiting for my turn in the BG queue?

Troll /g?

*cough* Not that I would intentionally aggravate any of my guildmates so that a small select few could laugh at them in our private channel. No, not at all.

Psh, I turn everything but officer chat off. If they can't bother to get into the vent, then it's probably not important. Besides, hard to strategize in a BG when half of your text box is taken up by fucktwits asking what they should get on their damn pizza.

Besides, I actually like my guildies. I hate everybody on trade, except those who buy my Mechanohawgs.

*EDIT* Fixed some small things

 

[AvsJoe]

Have you ever finished a game by using an exploit or cheats out of laziness?

Yes, but not since GTA: Vice City.

Have you even acted like a Dick online?

Yes, but not for a couple of years when I poured salt into the wound of a guy who lost an argument.

Have you even done something cheap in a game that would be frowned upon in the gaming community.

When I play as Talim in Soul Calibur 2, I knock you down and don't let you get back up. It's a cheap way to earn your victories in that game.

 

[Vrex360]

I used to teabag people in online games.
I do not know what came over me, I was young and reckless and excited to be on Xbox Live at a friend's house. So I did it, and now growing up I am stuck with the guilt.

Also, I once gazed at an impure artistic depiction of Ashley from Mass Effect in a tinfoil mini skirt and thigh high boots. I had impure thoughts while looking at it.

 

[Omikron009]

I cheated through almost every game I had for my original xbox.

 

[TailstheHedgehog]

I rarely get through the handheld pokemon games without consulting walkthroughs.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I played Duke Nukem 3D with cheats when I was younger, I don't bother cheating anymore, though.

 

[rabidmidget]

I finished Red Faction: Guerilla by climbing the mountain with my jet pack rather than suicidally try and get up it in a tank.

 

[Amnestic]

Psh, I turn everything but officer chat off. If they can't bother to get into the vent, then it's probably not busy. Besides, hard to strategize in a BG when half of your text box is taken up by fucktwits asking what they should get on their damn pizza.

Fucktwits indeed. Everyone knows the answer is a big sausage pizza.

And sadly I never made Officer in my guild. I was a good enough player (one of the better ones in my guild in fact), and I did lead raids (wasn't a primary RL, but I lead a couple), but my leadership style tended to get a bit too...abrasive when people were making fucking stupid mistakes for the 50th fucking time, so I guess they thought that unless I could keep my swears away from the microphone, I wasn't officer material.

My Retro Raids always went down a treat though. We never did Gruul, Magtheridon or finished Sunwell (people have trouble avoiding the fire on Giant Skeleton Dragon), but we did everything else.

Funny story: Yesterday my Battle.Net account got hacked and stolen for my WoW account. Now I haven't played WoW in...just over a year now and my account was inactive, but I got my account back quickly (reset the password, thank you secret question). My old guildmate IM'd me telling me my characters were online. Panicking, I ran to my bank details, but noticed that no money had been taken out. I returned to my WoW account and noticed that they'd put a 30 day game card on my WoW account, ostensibly to use my characters to bot with.

Which means that - thanks to a hacker (we believe it was due to a vulnerability in my older version of Adobe Flash which had been exploited before) - I now have a month's free WoW game time.

And according to the armoury, I still have all my purples. Might be a bit short on gold though. Still DLing the client to find out.

/Mega Cool Story Bro
//THREADJACK
///My sin? I'm a dick to stupid people.

 

[Infernostrider]

while playing Might and Magic 6 i always use the infinite money and exp bugs to get stronger fast. I didn't use it the first 2 or 3 times through, but nowadays i just want to get through the game faster...
it's still pretty hard at some points, since the better gear can't be bought, but it helps a bit ^_^.

 

[Funkysandwich]

On MW2, as soon as someone mentions "tubers", I start talking about potatoes constantly until I get kicked.

That's about as hardcore as I get.

 

[Antiparticle]

I have both Viva Pinata games for the Xbox 360...

 

[Adamc-mh]

I...I cheated on recruitment in portable ops I'm sorry father forgive me

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I used an FAQ on the Water Temple... I'm so ashamed...

Its ok man, ive been there. Theres always that one key you just CANT get to! I used an FAQ on the water temple despite completing it twice.... The shame.

 

[warprincenataku]

I used cheats for Torchlight, then edited the game to remove the 'cheater' tag. I'm... I'm... I'm so ashamed!

 

[Evilsanta]

I used to cheat everygame i hade when i was younger. I dont do that anymore...OK not as often.

 

[Eleima]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

I've never finished StarCraft without cheats. "Power overwhelming", "show me the money", "operation cwal", "the gathering"... All these were intimately familiar.
I've never finished a Baldur's Gate game without cheats (ctrl+Y, ctrl+J).

I too had to look up a walkthrough for a couple of puzzles in Portal.

I have spawn camped a few times.

I taunted once after sniping an opponent.

Okay, so how many "Our Father" and "Hail Mary"'s is that worth? XD

 

[thingymuwatsit]

I found Fallout 3 bobble heads with the IGN guide.
I also did a similar thing for the AC2 feathers.
Everybody cheated on GTAIV.
I also confess to occasionally binge using paragraphs on forums.

 

[irequirefood]

I used to cheat all the time thanks to Action Replay MAX. Then it got so incredibly scratched from overuse I began actually playing the games. This happened when I was about 12 and I actually started playing RPG's.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I took the lead in a one-on-one deathmatch in GTA IV's online multiplayer and, with a minute remaining, when my opponent could still potentially win, I jumped in a car and drove away from the area, winning in a terribly cowardly fashion.

I remember it well, because the guy got really annoyed and abused me down the mic for a while, even though I didn't respond in any way.

 

[SpecklePattern]

I never ever look even walkthroughs, not to speak cheat, but I am ashamed that I looked up one thing from walkthroughs in one of the part where I just did not know what to do... Still hating myself for that :-/