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GreyKnight3445

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thecoreyhlltt said:
GreyKnight3445 said:
Gather others like me, and begin recruiting/hiring PMCs and ex military, and when the world is on the brink of utter chaos I, in a fell swoop, take over the United States, North Korea, and Russia, and then conquer the rest of the world and lay the foundation of the Earth Empire!

Also I`d totally do what Sidious did and live forever!
except the getting killed by your apprentice part... right?
Well yes in the first, but I come back at the end of the second one because of some mcguffin artifact i had in the tool shed and i have an epic battle with my apprentice in the third and its a European film so i win at the end of the fourth movie.
 

Dags90

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Become an expensive criminal defense lawyer.

This is not the Simpson you are looking for.
 

lcyw20

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I will intimidate every nasty and corrupt government official and rogue militia i. e., just about every one of them to do what they are supposed to do, or I will tell them what to do if they actually have no idea. If they so much as reach for the gun... I will tear them about with sheer Force! Literally! And let that be an example to those who would even think of trying to get rid of me. Of course I will need a series strategies as well--intimidation on its own will not do, and that's where Force precoginition comes in. Now that we've treated the root factor, let's see what I can do about those nuclear reactors...
 

Nouw

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I would use it to help my everyday life like when my underwear makes walking uncomfortable and when I have to move the dehumidifier.

Yes pretty juvenile but I'm not so keen on using it for 'the greater good.' Neither am I going to take advantage of people with it.
 

Saelune

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Not a superhero? Please. If you can be a super hero for being fast, rich, or being magnetic, then being a Jedi is a Super DUPER Hero.
 

WolfThomas

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Fight crime, yes I know you said we're not superheroes, but damnit that's what I'm going to do. Probably use mind trick to get me Batman levels of money and tech to help support me. Train others with potential to be heroes too.

That or secretly manipulate the world into a utopian society.
 

Sulgoth

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Go down to the states and start pissing anyone with a gun off, then force block the bullet from exiting through the chamber and watch the fireworks, who says that you can't stop a bullet :D
 

Saint of M

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I would be a mercenary, and would take the occasional student under my wing. Depending on the difficulty of the task will depend on who I send on it, and how much I get paid. Though three or four red and blue Twillik girls would be a nice down payment.
 

Sarge034

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First thing I'd do is get hurt real bad so I could get some bad ass armor. Then I would go off into a secluded jungle and hone my powers. Next stop... Lightsabers!
 

Scarim Coral

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First thing I will try to use my powers to create a light saber somehow.

Second thing I don't care how much you say I can't be a superhero but I would try to help people from the shadow (stay hidden). Beside I would mind trick on government officers to erase all data on it (yeah I know this won't work all the time).
 

StormShaun

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Be a neutral Jedi thats on neither side BUT I will fight for good and justice, But when I have to choose a side it will be the good side, bwhahaha! and I will use lightning and choke because any jedi can use em...just like in KOTOR :D
 

ssgt splatter

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Sadly, the only idea I have of power when it comes to the force is Starkiller's abilities. I don't even know who Revan is.
Anyway, I'd just tear shit up...discretely of course. I wouldn't just go into the middle of Time's Square and start throwing cars and buses around like a maniac, I'd throw cars and buses around from the rooftops or from a dark alley where no one can find me.
 

ZtH

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I would first gather as many people as I could, that I trust and have force potential together and train them. After that I would probably use my powers to gain corparate backing and begin gathering as much of the information of the world as I possibly could and start storing it. What I'm referring at is making the new Jedi order into a group of people that focus on the collection and preservation of every bit of knowledge that we could possibly save. Then make all this knowledge available to anyone who wishes it. Of course this would attempt to exclude things like privacy information and focus on historical, literary, artistic, and scientific data.
 

Atmos Duality

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As the founder, I have established three simple principles that all force wielders must follow...

Rule 1: No giving birth to Hayden Christensen. Ever. I have foreseen his epic fail. (also applies to that little brat before him in Episode I)
Rule 2: Jedi are allowed to fuck. If everyone lives as an ascetic, there won't be many (or any) Jedi around in the future. (Sith obviously do not care)
Rule 3: Powers must be used for AWESOME