Hazy992 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
If there are several games on consoles that you wish were on PC.
Why don't you just buy the console?
Cause then the PC master race would have to admit that consoles are worth buying too. We can't be having that!
Because then I couldn't use mods.
Because then I'd have to buy 3 $800 machines to play everything instead of 1 $800 machine and 3 free emulators.
Because then I'd have to buy a separate $2,000 monitor instead of the one already attached to my laptop.
Because then I'd have to pay $10-$20 more for virtually every game.
Because then I'd be stuck with a joystick-based system instead of being able to use both a joystick AND a mouse whenever I choose.
Because then I'd have to buy 3 separate controllers and learn all 3 of them instead of using a single PS2 controller, a $7 USB adapter, and custom key mappings that makes the single PS2 controller capable of controlling every emulator.
Because then I couldn't run all of this on battery as I can now, and I couldn't play any of it when the power goes out.
Because then if the game is broken, as almost all are, I'd have to re-apply a patch every time I load the game rather than installing it once and being finished with it.
Because then I am limited by the graphical capabilities of a box with little-to-no heat dissipation instead of being able to upgrade anything and everything whenever I choose.
And last but not least...
Because then everyone wouldn't think I'm nearly as 1337 as they do now. (This is the only joke on this list. Seriously.)
Any more questions?
EDIT: Forgot one.
Because then I'd have to drop the security on my router from WPA2 a.k.a. "Cracked in 2 trillion years" to WEP a.k.a. "Cracked faster than I can make a cup of coffee."
EDIT2: I should also clarify that, while I do not own any of these, I actually did BUY a Wii, a 360, and a PS2. I don't play anything on the PS3 currently, the Wii is the lake and my Mom uses it for Yoga, and the 360 is on permanent loan to a friend. Considering my previous piracy reprimand I just wanted to clarify that yes, I am using all of this legally.