Conversation Starters.

[Thediscoducky]

lmao @ Ultrajoe

Mine is just simply : "Are you into sports?"
Works like a charm with both men and women of all kinds.

 

[Rabid Toilet]

So, did anyone actually read the OP?

This isn't a thread to list conversation starters, it's a game. The OP states an interesting conversation starter, and then we have a conversation about it. After we've finished conversing about the subject, someone throws out a new starter, and we converse about that instead.

At least, that's what I gathered from the OP. If I'm mistaken, feel free to continue.

 

[Anarchemitis]

"So the Toronto stock exchange dropped by 850 points. That's pretty rough."

 

[Asymptote Angel]

"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"

 

[Dictaternutz]

"This one time, at band camp..."

This line used to invoke my fiery wrath of doom, or at least a severe scoffing.


On Topic: To be said in the Deep South: Larry the Cable Guy is stupid.

 

[tijuanatim]

"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Well it's just enough to break the ice, hi I'm "

It's the worst pickup line ever.....

Worst is what I aim for....

 

[the protaginist]

"What's your favorite color?"
If you need to end it and never see that person again-
"What's your favorite color... person?"

you have nice taste in comedians.


"whats your favorite GTA clone?"

 

[LV Solace]

I scared a guy into talking me, I though he wa skind acute so I came up behind him and asked if that wa s a penis in his pocket. best part of that was I managed to miss the fact that damn near everyone knew he was gay. ya that was, kinda bad, he thought I was being mean.

anyway, my favorite one now is, well it's still that but the one I use most often is hi, have you seen what my shirt says? only used when my shirt has no actual words on it.

 

[meatloaf231]

"ALL HEAR THIS!"

It gets people's attention all right. I began my senior speech with that line.

 

[Graustein]

I scared a guy into talking me, I though he wa skind acute so I came up behind him and asked if that wa s a penis in his pocket. best part of that was I managed to miss the fact that damn near everyone knew he was gay. ya that was, kinda bad, he thought I was being mean.

anyway, my favorite one now is, well it's still that but the one I use most often is hi, have you seen what my shirt says? only used when my shirt has no actual words on it.

That's hilarious XD

My conversation starter? "sup"

Ok, sometimes I start with "I think the Holocaust is overrated"
Then I defend my view.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

FIRE IN THE HOLE. Complete with hand waving and panicking.

Also lawl at LV and her being uninformed.(Seriously, Arn't women supposed to be like the ones that highly informed?>.>)

 

[crepesack]

i came up with a good one. Ive poisoned one of your drinks, then count from 10 lol

 

[Corven]

"Hello, my name is Ingo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
always a good ice breaker.

 

[Clairaudient]

Soo.. do you like.. stuff?

Alternatively. "I'm your son from 32 years in the future. Come with me if you want to live!"