Conversation Starters.

[CancerDog]

Can I has, Followed by some noun or action. Whether its Pen, Secks, or Sammich, It works perfectly.
Like you walk up to someone who's holding an ice cream and say, Can I has Lick?!?!?!?!?!
Depending on the person it helps to make an intelligent choice in what you ask for, but that goes without saying doesn't it?

 

[ElephantGuts]

So, did anyone actually read the OP?

This isn't a thread to list conversation starters, it's a game. The OP states an interesting conversation starter, and then we have a conversation about it. After we've finished conversing about the subject, someone throws out a new starter, and we converse about that instead.

At least, that's what I gathered from the OP. If I'm mistaken, feel free to continue.

Holy hell, is it just me or are you right. Uh, people, there was an OP. Personally I don't see how I missed it, I'm not usually one of the people that just completely skips it, I don't remember having done any differently here. What happened?

 

[varulfic]

Probably because listing amusing ways to start conversations is more entertaining than discussing economics yet again.

 

[Baby Tea]

"Hello, my name is Ingo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
always a good ice breaker.

You sir, are awesome. That movie is one of my favorites. Classic.

On topic: This is how I met my wife! We were standing in line waiting to get into a concert, I looked over at her and said 'Well, you're short.' (She was shorter then me, obviously). Worked like a charm!

 

[Break]

On topic: This is how I met my wife! We were standing in line waiting to get into a concert, I looked over at her and said 'Well, you're short.' (She was shorter then me, obviously). Worked like a charm!

That is the best story ever. Innocuous conversation with stranger leads to marriage. There's something about the insane odds of this happening that I just love.

 

[crepesack]

Heres one my friend gave me an idea for

"i love 5 dollar foot longs " i was sorta creeped out but it started a good conversation that involved food and miscelania body parts

 

[olicon]

I think a nice "Excuse me" then proceed with your business is good enough.
If I'm just talking to someone sitting next to me in class, I just say, "Hey there, neiborino!"
Must be why I still don't have a girlfriend.. nonetheless, 90% of the world voted me as a genuine nice guy.

 

[tijuanatim]

You could always just run up and yell "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!"

 

[jdog345]

"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Well it's just enough to break the ice, hi I'm "

It's the worst pickup line ever.....

"Know any good way to get ban?"

The worst pick up line is,

" My love for you is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in."

 

[The Iron Ninja]

"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Well it's just enough to break the ice, hi I'm "

It's the worst pickup line ever.....

"Know any good way to get ban?"

The worst pick up line is,

" My love for you is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in."

Or "You'd look like Venus de Milo, if I just cut off your arms."

Yeah I've heard that song too.

 

[Trace2010]

{With Smile}

SILENCE MISCREANTS!!!

(It gets a crowd going every time....!)

 

[Amnestic]

For groups of guys: So...boobies...
For groups of girls: So...boobies...
For groups of hermaphrodites: So...how do you guys masturbate anyway?


"CRAB BATTLE!" also works quite well, preferable to do it around a computer so people who haven't seen it can be shown. Gets you instant popularity points with people who have seen it though.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"So, do you like Halo, or do you have taste?"

 

[Hey Joe]

"I've got a banana on my person. Try to guess where it is"

"So, your mum's a dud root"

"Do you know the quickest way to get into your heart?"

"na na na na na na na na BATMAN!"

"Those current politicians are jerks. Am I right?"

"I'm wearing my wife's knickers"