Cool technology you know will never exist.

[Rigs83]

Hmmmmm...I've got one!
A machine of punishment formed around a perpetual motion device, in which the offender is repeatedly kicked in the crotch.

What if it was a girl??

Read the Bible, God already punished you.

I'm sorry, but I don't get it. I don't read the bible since I'm a Buddhist.

Apparently according to the Bible because Eve bit the Apple from the Tree of Knowledge God punished her and all woman with periods and painful childbirths. It's screwed up stuff like that that makes me agnostic.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Lasers that can destroy planets. I want it so badly but its just not going to happen

 

[Gebi10000]

infinte inprobablity drive. still its awesome

 

[Redratson]

The Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator (aka the Gravity Gun)
also lightsabers

*sigh* if only

 

[RAMBO22]

I agree with Newguy77 with time travel. Just trust me, if it exists, how come we haven't seen any future people. And god please no conspiracy theorist replies to this post

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Faster than light travel, and by extention time travel.

EDIT: Just had another thought on this, I'm not saying that we'll never be able to travel around the universe, because wormholes would work. I'm just commenting that faster than light speeds can not be reached by pure acceleration. Though a wormhole doesn't really speed you up, it just makes the distance between the two points zero. Which is entirely different to faster that light travel.

an artificial inteligence that can out think a human on anything OTHER than its very specific topic(eg chess) and can do so while perceiving and interacting with its environment as we do.

personaly i dont think that good ai will ever realy happen cos we wont build it, we may work out how - but we wont use it. Even the military who are the usual culprits for tech abuse wouldnt go near this because its much beter to have a soldier that folows ords WITHOUT thinking for itself.

This is actually true, you can't make something thats smarter than you. Why? Because you won't be smart enough to understand how to make it.

 

[joschen]

Unless it was out of a mistake!

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Unless it was out of a mistake!

That would be incredibly unlikely.

 

[joschen]

Unless it was out of a mistake!

That would be incredibly unlikely.

Hoho! Do you know how they discoverd Penicillin?

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Unless it was out of a mistake!

That would be incredibly unlikely.

Hoho! Do you know how they discoverd Penicillin?

That has a much higher probability of happening than creating artificial life that is more intelligent than you.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

A toupe that doesn't get laughed at

 

[joschen]

Yes, its unlikely, but not impossible. And you know what they say about a infinite universe...

 

[johnzaku]

A machine that not only makes you forget the 7-second pointless video you saw, but also gives you back those oh-so valuable 7 seconds

 

[Agarth]

A gun that shoots Alternate dimensions.

 

[Socius]

Desintegrator with a slush machine engine

 

[joschen]

Interstellar travel

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Yes, its unlikely, but not impossible. And you know what they say about a infinite universe...

Kinda like that demotivational: Nazi Gruemany, Hey! If the universe is infinite!

 

[joschen]

Yes, its unlikely, but not impossible. And you know what they say about a infinite universe...

Kinda like that demotivational: Nazi Gruemany, Hey! If the universe is infinite!

Haven't seen that one, link pls?