Corrupt a Wish game

[Vrex360]

Granted.
It is Freaky Friday, and as a result your eyes melt.

I wish they would make a brilliantly awesome Mass Effect DLC that finally lets Shepard continue his relationship with Ashley in a good way with no negative response and is done so well that all the hate and flaming Ashley recieves simply vanishes in a puff of smoke.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but you gain infinate paragon and renegade points depending on which one you don't want from.

I wish it people weren't so eager to boot you in Halo Reach.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, the game is now called Halo Peach, and the only weapons available are items of soft fruit, which do no damage, and melee is removed.

I wish for sex.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but....Hold on a second [sub]Just gotta open up a tab here....google....."Norrath"......ok, got it.[/sub] Granted, but you are immediately murdered by a gang of dwarfs. Or something. I've never played that particular game, sorry.

I wish I could have corrupted your wish a little better. And that "dwarves" was a word. Which it apparently isn't.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but you unintentionally corrupt every wish you make.

I wish for creepers (explosive and suicidal monsters) to stay away from my greenhouse in minecraft.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, the creepers, which resemble giant penises, are joined by exploding blue waffles, which wait a safe distance outside your greenhouse and then chase you demanding sex whenever you leave.

I wish for Rock Band: Mordin Solus.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but you forgot to bring your towel.

I wish that my keyboard was clean.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. It is clean from cleanliness. Nothing else.

I wish that Idon'tknow could have a normal cat.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but you get a cat that... put it this way, isn't normal.

I wish for legions of adoring fans.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, but the fans are so obsessive and annyoing you are dispised for wishing for them.

I wish I could write the most eloquent pieces of writing with ease.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, you only write extremely explicit and sadistic Japanese porn, and are lynched by moral guardians.

I wish that someone had taken the opportunity for a "By Azura" reference on my last wish.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. However, you only write extremely explicit and sadistic Japanese porn, and are lynched by moral guardians.

I wish that someone had taken the opportunity for a "By Azura" reference on my last wish.

Granted, you get a legion of Adoring Fans, from Oblivion. I don't even have to corrupt that one.

I wish I didn't have an annoying rap song about making weed stuck in my head.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You have an axe stuck in your head instead.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Um.....You're supposed to wish for something.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Shit, sorry. I'm sure I did, and the post ignored it.

Anyway, I wish for a three-tonne Rubik's cube.

 

[greenyboy27]

Granted but every side is red.

I Wish for a spaceship.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, it's not vacuum proof, and has no engines.

I wish for rain.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, it's raining men. (What? You didn't see that comming?)

I wish for a giant colossus resembling my avatar that I can control andtake over the world with. (Since some people on the escapist can't make out my avatar, it's a male quarian from mass effect.)