Corrupt a Wish game

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever was renamed Duke Nukem: God Awfully Long Time instead.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's still not released.

I wish for a death defying unicorn.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but she gores you within seconds.

I wish for Samus to <3 me back...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. She's actually more than willing to stab with a little ass shaped knife.

I wish half the shit I said made sense.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Sadly you speak it in Ancient Babylonian.

I wish Christoph Waltz were in more movies.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but they all have horrible scripts, outdated CGI and go straight to DVD without any announcement.

I wish I had a grappling pistol. An OPERATIONAL grappling pistol.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Though the "hook" is a strip of scotch tape.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

You didn't add a wish...

I wish that I could snap my fingers and make anything I wished explode.

 

[Timotei]

@SixWingedAsura: I did type something in, however for some reason it didn't go through.

Granted. The objects can only be exploded within a radius just larger than their blast radius.

I wish I had I had a nickel.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but it's a Canadian nickel.

I wish I had more fun in my life.

[sub]What a waste of post #8000...[/sub]

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. More fun for everyone else, less fun for you.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted. You get nothing! You Lose! Good DAY sir!


I wish I didn't like Aqua as much as I do.

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Instead you're addicted to crack.

I wish I had a glass of scotch.

 

[sylekage]

Granted.
Except it's vodka.

I wish I had a new xbox game

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. One glass of dirty scotch tape coming right up.

I wish Geico would make a commercial that starts with the line: "Could switching to Geico REALLY save you up to 15% on car insurance?...Would Kratos make a horrible stand-up comic?" followed by a hilarious video clip of Kratos attempting to do stand-up and failing miserably. And that it would be funny.

 

[sylekage]

granted, except Kratos does really well.

I wish these goddamned elk would stop bugling!

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Now it's deer.

I wish I had a Cola Cola.

 

[sylekage]

Granted, but we're out of coke, here's a pepsi.

I wish it was my weekend again

 

[Timotei]

Granted. Your weekend starts on Sunday 11:59PM.

I wish I had a dollar.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the dollar is fake, and laced ith C4.

I wish for a dog.