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Valkyrie101

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Granted. However, the granter (me) doesn't know what a Trogdor is, so you get a crumpled piece of paper.

I wish for bondage gear.
 

Timotei

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Granted. But it comes with Teh Cancer That Is Killing /B/.

I wish for a chocolate cornet.
 

Vrex360

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Granted, but I viciously murder you for ninja'ing me!!!

I still wish that misconception about Ashley from Mass Effect being 'racist' would just disappear and as a result she was less hated. I don't like having to defend my favorite video game characters all the time.
 

Timotei

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Granted. Now they accuse her of being a Nazi.

I wish for Adult Swim to stop taking acid.
 

SixWingedAsura

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Granted. You now know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I.E., your newfound knowledge is worthless.

I wish I could implode people at will.
 

Timotei

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Granted. Though you can only implode people who are exploding, thus making them normal.

I wish FX would make another season of Over There.
 

SixWingedAsura

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Granted. But it's the worst TV show in the universe due to new writing, actors and everything else.

I wish I was rich.
 
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sylekage said:
granted, except Kratos does really well.
As far as I'm concerned, that's still fucking awesome. (For those of you just joining us, he was talking about Kratos doing stand-up comedy.) And now back to our show.

Granted, but you only glimpse it as it leaps from the shadows and claws off your reproductive organs.

I wish I could bang Miranda from Mass Effect 2. Without getting an STD or getting her pregnant.