Corrupt a Wish game

[Timotei]

It runs on Windows ME.

I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle!

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It shoots lemons.

I wish for pancakes.

 

[i don't know]

granted, but in your house, pancakes eat you!

I wish for a cat, really thats all I want.

 

[Cheesus333]

It's a FUDGIN' GREAT TIGER!

I wish for a can of Coke, that's non-poisonous and won't kill or harm anyone in any way. And I can drink it.

 

[Brandon237]

Okay, but as soon as you drink it you see how you are going to die.

I wish that I knew how to pick up a cactus safely.

 

[Cheesus333]

Okay, but even though you know how... you're physically incapable of doing so.

I wish I had a lightsabre.

 

[tthor]

Granted. its a twilight ripoff.

I wish i had eyes on the back of my head.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted. You now have poorly done eye tatoos on the back of your head

I wish all the republicans would lose in november

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. The American Nazi Party takes the house.

I wish for cheesecake on toast.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted you get ear wax on a 2X4

I wish Kinect would fail and fade from existence

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It only fades from existence because the Xbox never existed either.

I wish for my own decent, normal, not destroyed in anyway, computer.

 

[Nouw]

Granted but every time you type it burns your fingers.

I wish for all hottest babes in the world to never leave 100 metres of me and do my every command.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but a crazed sex pervert thinks that if he kills you, he'll get your women, so he snipes you from afar.

I wish to have 639 eyes.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but none of them can see.

I wish for a dinosaur!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you forgot to give it diabetes so it flips a shit and eats you.

I wish I could punch Justin Bieber in the face.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I uh... I'm just going to grant you that wish.

I wish for a salami pizza!

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but the cheese is moldy. Enjoy!

I wish for some Corn Flakes to throw at people.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Too bad you can't find anyone to throw it at.

I wish whoever posts after this gets their wish granted.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but I'll come up with a wish that has unfortunate consequences.

I wish that I could divide by zero.