Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it is rich because there are actual tiny shards of gold inside it. When you eat the burger, the shards tear up your internal organs, killing you slowly and painfully.

I wish my friend would get back from work so I go to his dorm and pick up the second season Supernatural. And then watch it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. All possible ways for you to watch it are broken.

I wish for a tea pot.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. The tea will only taste of charcoal though.

I wish for cookies.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. The cookies themselves are freakin' delicious and there's absolutely nothing wrong with them. But shortly after eating them for no apparent reason you will get run over by a Greyhound bus.

I wish I could find a pair of teashades that could fit my big arse head.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Hope you like having a shrunken head.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, it is not pretty.

I wish to be your friend.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but I sacrifice your shortly afterwards due to my religion stating I must do so.


I wish for explosives.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted? as I unload a clip of them into your skull.

I wish for a child-friendly clip of ammo...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. They're child friendly in that they allow children to easily shoot you without shooting themselves.


I wish I could date/bang Yukari Takeba from Persona 3

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But it isn't as good or satisfying as you would have wanted.

I wish I could play Halo reach.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You only get to play with annoying 10 year old kids though.

I wish I could fly.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you fly by farting, and the stench is so bad that taking off causes you to black out for a good hour.


I wish I was a better writer.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, you can now write erotic bestiality themed stories quite beautifully.

I wish Bioshock Infinite was out, and it was amazing.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you will still never get to play it.

I wish for a new book.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the book is alive. It tries to mate with you.

I wish I could uncorrupt corrupted wishes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can only decorrupt other people's wishes.

I wish to be able to decorrupt my own wishes.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but your wishes don't get granted in the first place.

I wish I had a loyal succubus harem.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you have to pay outrageous hourly rates.

I wish to see world peace.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. World peace is achieved through torturing you for the rest of your natrual life.


I wish I could teleport anywhere without fail at anytime.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but there will always be something willing and able to kill you wherever you teleport to.

I wish to summon aeons that will obey me.