Corrupt a Wish game

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. Your prize is death!


I wish Death was a hot goth girl attracted to me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. If she touches you, you die. As it should be.

I wish to know your reaction to that.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's explicit, as it involves my spirit and her doing things illegal in 56 states.

I wish I knew your reaction to THAT!

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

0_o now your eyes will fall out.

I wish i had the ability to perform the SHINING FINGER!!!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. Using it causes your hand to explode before coming into contact with the thing you want to destroy.

I wish I had and could play the greatest game in the universe.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Shame it's so great that your eyes burn clean out of your skull.

I wish I could turn anything I touched into a precious material.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you turn everything you touch into precious material, thereby going hungry and thirsty and yada yada yada.

I wish I had a penny..
Let's see how this turns out. :3

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but it's a penny. WTF are you going to do with it?


I wish I could produce American dollars at will.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Granted, but they're all exact copies of a single from 1940.

I wish I could emulate any published author's writing style perfectly at will.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you're sued for copyright.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But the computer is so powerful it blows the circuits in your house.

I wish I could dance well.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Granted, but a) you can't stop and b) you drill a hole through to the mantle, burning to death in molten rock.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you go insane from the fact that you can't die and live the rest of eternity in a psyhatric ward.

I wish I had an awesome hat.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It possesses you.

I wish I could bend steel.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but the strenth you gain from it causes you to crush anything with the slightest touch.

I wish I could use telekensis at will.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Ninja'd

Granted, but you can only make heavy objects fly very fast at yourself.

I wish I was the most awesome thing in the universe.

 

[One Seven One]

Granted, but you're constantly mauled by your adoring fans.

I wish I had perfect vision.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But you can see everyone's faults and into other dimensions.

I wish I was famous.

 

[tthor]

Granted, you are now the most famous serial rapist to ever live.

I wish Santa would give me something awesome for christmas.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. It's so amazing that it causes your face to melt, a-la Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I wish Blade would show up at the end of the Twilight films and FUCK EVERYONE UP.