Corrupt a Wish game

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but Stephine Mayer manages to screw him up and make him acceptable for teeny-bopper audiences.

I wish Stephine Mayer would get retroactively unborn.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, and I'm not corrupting that. However, in a totally unrelated incident, an aircraft carrier crashes into your face.

I wish for a total guarantee that the Elder Scrolls series will never go multiplayer.

 

[tthor]

granted, elder scrolls was never created.

I wish for gummy bears.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. But they're all poo flavored.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Granted. But they're not yours to decide.

I wish Sixwingedasura was a urinal.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You live in him.

I wish that the imposter "Wish granted, but..." thread would disappear.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted. But someone makes a thread called "Wish granted.... NOT!"

I wish for a swiss army knife that has a gun and a flamethrower and a dishwasher in it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It now exists. Shame you won't ever be able to afford it.

I wish I could draw amazingly.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you can only draw with invisible ink.

I wish I could sing like Robert Plant.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, sort of. You can sing like a plant.

I wish I could fight like a ninja.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but you cut your own hand off by mistake

i wish cod black ops was out

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It's out everywhere apart from where you live.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Approximately ten times taller. However, your skeleton remains the same size.

I wish for someone to love me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Hope you like creepy, 50 year old, mental patients.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, but you won't like what you see.

I wish for a new phone.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, It's like carrying around a brick.

I wish I could be reborn.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. As a slug.

I wish for respect.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, you get respect... from slugs and no one else.

I wish that I could teleport.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Only 5 inches at a time.

I wish I could cook.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, you begin to cook in an oven for a few hours while hungry cannibals are waiting eagerly for you to come out crispy.

I wish that I could teleport longer distances than 5 inches.