Corrupt a Wish game

[Valkyrie101]

[small]Game fuel...?[/small]

Granted, but... er... it kills you?

I wish for a pet snake.

 

[tthor]

granted, you get a 50foot long boa constrictor. it eats you.

I wish that i live a long and happy life.

 

[lex.nero]

Granted, but you will go to hell at the end of it

I wish for Invincibility

 

[linkzeldi]

Granted but you survive the apocalypse only to realize you are the last living creature in the galaxy.

I wish for a blueberry pie.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It is burned beyond recognition.

I wish for a Ferrari.

 

[tthor]

Granted, you get you're own Furry, locked up in your basement.

I wish for a long life and inner peace.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but they get eaten by moths.

I wish for a bottle of shampoo.

 

[tthor]

Granted, but its super crappy shampoo that puts a green tint to your hair.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You wish for the end of the world.

I wish I lived in Hollywood.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you work for Lindsey Lohan.

I wish for some pasta.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you don't get a fork!

I wish for the Grey Cup!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted its a golden cup covered in a thick layer of dust

I wish I was the worst guitar player in the world

 

[tthor]

Granted! You are the worst guitar player in the world. and you just wasted your only wish on becoming the worst guitar player ever. Hahaha idiot

I wish I had psychokinesis

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but you can't control it and all your friends and family are slowly but violently ripped apart

I wish I could control the box offices totals of Hollywood movies

 

[AgDr_ODST]

post?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

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Uh.....Granted. You can now cause movies to make up to 7 dollars more.

I wish they would make a really awesome Inception game. For free. But it's still awesome.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but its so awesome that it only be played by people with Uber expensive 2,000 dollar graphics cards in thier CPU's

I wish the stupid fanboys would get thier mouths sewn shut

 

[sylekage]

Granted, but they learn to talk through their ears

I wish hover cars were real

 

[EqualNOpposite]

Granted; they cost $400,000 a piece, are as expensive to maintain as a yacht, and fall under Machiavellian FAA restrictions. You can't drive them into urban areas, and can't exceed 100 mph below 2,000 feet. And the license is taxed...heavily. You need to pay a monthly fee to maintain it, and if you fail, you not only lose the license, but the car too. And NO, WE WON'T REIMBURSE YOU!

I wish I could find a replacement lightbulb for my desk lamp.