Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. He becomes the best wrestler of all time, only to be severely injured and paralyzed in an accident involving a chair. His manager makes the tough decision to pull the plug.

I wish I had access to unlimited, disease-free sex with Scarlett Johansen(sp?).

DAMN NINJAS!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, but you both dies horrible when you finally tire of having sex with her

I wish all thier was a terrible punishment video game made just for cheaters, (advantage seeking) modders&hackers, that they would be forced to play when they get caught cheating in thier game of choice

 

[Timotei]

Granted. But all the uptight people have to play with them.

I wish I had a Rib-eye steak.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it only comes in liquid form!

I wish I had a slice of pizza.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but it has no cheese, or sauce, or any topping. It's just the bread.

I wish I had more Double Chocolate Milanos.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but they were cooked wrong and now highly toxic...

I wish I had a quarter...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its a useless old albanian quarter

I wish Ziva from NCIS was a real woman with a crush on me

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but she's still in that dumb show.

I wish for 30 seconds of fame.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, but its on the show that you hate with every fiber of your being that no body watches anymore

I wish for an end to world hunger

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but not on planet earth.

I wish for a box!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but its microscopic

I wish a random charity would get 500 million dollars in donations

 

[Dango]

Whoever leads the charity forgets where they left it.

I wish I was part cat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your other part is dog.

I wish for a lucky pair of pants.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you also get an unlucky pair of socks.

I wish for the ability to control time.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish for a ghost.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but he possesses you and locks you in a cage in your own mind.

I wish for an automatic weapon.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, its a full auto marshmellow rifle

I wish I could jump into any television show or movie and interact with the cast

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but when you do this, anyone in the vicinty has a sudden urge to kill you.

I wish for a fortress with barbed wire and loyal guards. And a pool table.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but you can only jump into Horror films and bad Teen Drama's.

I wish I was on Reach.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but everything is miniature!

I wish for the Grey Cup!