Corrupt a Wish game

[tthor]

granted, too bad you break it.

I wish trees could talk.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, but all they do is piss and moan about other trees getting cut down

I wish Let Me In rake would in 500 million at the box office

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But now all anyone ever talks about is that movie all the time.

I wish for falling stars.

 

[Sacman]

Wish granted.. good job now the world is destroyed...

I wish for the Serial Experiments Lain game to finally get an English translation and an American release...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the dub is atrocious and all americans(who aren't you) that play it think the game is garbage because of the shit dubbing

I wish Jessica Chobot would move into my neighborhood and immediately be attracted to me

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You did mean the 50-year old spinster named Jessica Chobot, right?

I wish I could sleep for hours and hours.

 

[Sacman]

Wish granted, you starve to death in your sleep...

I wish I had the worlds most powerful computer...

 

[Deguasser]

granted, but the power supply isn't good enough to run it.

I wish I had a better TV.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it goes Skynet and destroys the world.

I wish I would stop passing out every time I try to finish a senta-

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but


I wish that the perfectly amazing Halo movie gets made and it's so good that even Movie Bob himself is in awe of it's greatness and begs forgiveness from all the Halo fans who now lead the human race into a bold new future.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you never get to see it.

I wish for George Lucas to stop milking the Star Wars franchise.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted, it was never made. Instead, you get the Star Whores trilogy. Packed with steamy X-rated scenes involving Jar Jar Binks!

I wish for a can of Coke.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Granted, but the coke was given to you by a suspicous individual living in a urinal called sixwingedasura.

I wish valkyrie101 had no fingers.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, but this somehow leads to an incredible discover on his part that earns him milliona of dollars and tons of hot babes begging to be bedded by him

I wish more people would write good fanfiction about the characters that I like

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Good fanfiction is an oxymoron.

I wish you would understand that.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Though he won't understand that until 5 minutes before he dies.

I wish I could shoot lightning from my fingertips.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you get fried the first time you try.

I wish I could hear thoughts at will.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you can only hear thoughts of farm animals about to get slaughtered (I'm very sorry about that).

I wish I could do a falcon punch.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but its so unexpectedly awesome that you have a severe heartattack on the spot

I wish my friends wrestling career would take off