Corrupt a Wish game

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. The teleporter malfunctions and drops you in a female restroom... reserved for police officers.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you get hit by a plane.

I wish for a glass of non-contaminated water.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It only contains one molecule.

I wish for a harem full of hot Russian teenage girls.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. They are all invariably lesbians.

I wish for a AAA battery.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It's radioactive though.

I wish for a golden egg.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's a dinosaur egg. And it's hatching.

I wish for an army of devoted followers.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they are only soft toys.

I wish for his soft toy army

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But now they've come to life and they're pissed.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you get eaten by a Killer Whale who mistakes you for a seal.

 

[Robert632]

You become nothing, as you didn't wish.

I wish I had the power of Nothing.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted. Everything you touch becomes Nothing.


I wish my cat would stop stealing my pillow.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It steals your bed instead.

I wish that a viking warrior would appear and then disappear inside my nose.

 

[Nouw]

*Stares at avatar.

Granted but it's a Viking [http://www.starcraft2-outpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/VikingAssault.jpg] from Starcraft II.

I wish for good Starship Troopers sequels

 

[tthor]

granted, however it goes straight to dvd, nobody buys it, the producers go bankrupt because of it, the only place that sells it now is a convenient store in Taiwan, and you never get to watch it.

I wish i could control computers with my mind.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You can't delete the history.

I wish for a giant fluffy panda.

 

[Nouw]

It's fluffy and white but it wants to eat your shoes.

I wish for the destruction of all the 'Rules.'

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Get siphoning that petrol while you can.

I wish for a mountain of feathers.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, but you suddenly are allergic to them.

I wish I never teleported into a female restroom with police officers

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. You just walked in instead.

I wish that the greatest Halo game about the Sangheili has been made.

 

[sylekage]

granted, but it's about a space marine disguised as a Sangheili.

I wish they would bring game fuel back. Not just for halo, that stuff was delicious.