Corrupt a Wish game

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but in return, you must offer up your soul to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I wish I could find the right religion for me.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Granted, but they cut out your frontal lobe to make YOU right for it.

I wish I had a philly cheese steak

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Being from Philadelphia, it kills you.

Granted. Sadly it's made of duct tape.

Not a problem.

I wish for an army of land sharks with guns.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, they eventually "relive you of duty" after a few years because, as we all know, Land sharks are waaaaay better then you.

I wish I could get to the chappa.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Granted, but it becomes alive and eats you.

I wish I has a wheel of cheese

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, covered in mold.

I wish for non-poisoned tea.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but you used a gun.

I wish I had a Maximum the Hormone.

Huh. The answer I was looking for was "Granted. She gets you pregnant", but I guess that works, too.


Anyway, where was I? RIGHT! Granted, but was made for Krogans and drinking it causes your organs to disintegrate.

I wish I had already done my math homework.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Done, but it's all wrong

I wish I was Sean Connery

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but his body suffers a heart attack during your takeover of his body.

I wish for nothing.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you get crabs instead. Er.. the animal.. aw hell, you get both.

I wish for a Woe Of Tyrants.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but....[googles].....What? Uh...RIGHT! Granted, but the Tyrants are all really happy. Instead of woeful. You lose....I guess....

I wish my sleep cycle wasn't so fucked up that I was wide awake at...1:30 in the morning. And that I continue to live. (Nice try)

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, your sleep schedule gets fucked up in the opposite direction. You wake at 3am every day and begin to get tired by 5pm.

I wish for a 710ml bottle of Pepsi.

[sub]Oh, screw it, I'll get off the computer and get it my damn self.[/sub]

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, you try to to scull it but end up drowning yourself.

I wish for a couch with a jet engine.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but there is nothing stopping the couch from setting ablaze.

I wish for Brock to finally score with Jenny.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the sex is so bad he immeadetly turns gay.

I wish I could impersonate anyone with 100% accuracy.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, when you inpersonate someone, you lose all knowledge of your self, as you must become this person you are impresenating, thus getting yourself stuck in someone else's life without realizing it.

I wish for some rocks covered in cheese.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. But it's killer cheese, and... er... it kills you.

I wish for gravy.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. It is poor quality gravy.

I wish I could have the most delicious hamburger in the entire world.

 

[Venom 3135]

Granted. The mst deliciouse hamburger for birds. It's all bread.

 

[Vrex360]

I wish the above person had added a wish for me to corrupt.

And that my delicious hamburger was rich and beefy.