Corrupt a Wish game

[LeonLethality]

fine but it uses a fuel and ice cream flavour FAR too expensive for you to afford

I wish my cat would stop attacking my hands as I type.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, your cat leaves and is replaced by a vicious crocodile.

I wish I was back at the forefront of the human genociding league.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Now why would I grant that wish? Instead... *Blows up human genociding league.*

I wish for a Covenant Genociding League.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, however there was confusion and so you were sent the Covenant, genociding league... meaning of course a Covenant league interested solely in genocide.
Human races chance of survival.... slim.

I wish I was the guy all women wanted.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'll make you the guy all gay men want.

I wish I had a body made out of rubber strong enough to support itself but elastic enough to stretch easily and to amazing lengths

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but now you being hunted by HB pencils.

I wish for better westerns.

 

[Scde2]

You get better easterns instead

I wish I knew how gravity works

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Instead, i'll show you how it DOESN'T WORK! *turns off Scde2's personal gravity*

I wish I had a balloon. (Oh wait, i can just do this. FUUSEN! *Inflates rubber body.*)

 

[Scde2]

*Pops rubber body*

I wish for a funny joke

 

[brtshstel]

Instead, you get a lame one-liner that everybody and their grandmother knows.

I wish I could revitalize anything I touch.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

How bout this one.... I just deflated and I now only have a small prick in my side... *Jet Gum Gum Gattling Gun's Scde2 to death.*

And no, you don't get that power.

I wish I could grow huge arms. (Oh wait, I can do that too! Bites into thumb a bit and makes a small hole, Blows into hole, Arm grows huge, transfers a lot of rubber mass to arm, arm is now huge and solid, does the same to other arm.*)

 

[Uncreative]

...
You're having some difficulty understanding the basic structure of this game, aren't you?


I wish pink camo never existed.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Too late.

I wish this thread would die! (not really. That's a terrible thing to say.)

 

[SoloStoffe]

Wish granted, but now 5 other threads will take it's place.

I wish for world peace, 5 extremely attracrive supermodels who are all in love with me, and eachother, and want's nothing more than a sixsome.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Attractive is a relative word. The models are all plus size models chosen by a notorious chubby chaser.

I wish for gumdrops.

 

[hotacidbath]

Granted, but they're all mustard flavored.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but because of a rhyming paradox you became a dish.

I wish for a didgeridoo.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but it sounds awful and people kill you for it.

I wish for the perfect metal album.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Grnated but the album which is made from metal(see what I did there) breaks your Hifi.

I wish for a cool refreshing glass of an Irish ale.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but the glass is so cool that it's too cool for you and leaves you.

I wish that they told who the man upstairs was in Doomsday Arcade.