Corrupt a Wish game

[Stone Wera]

Granted. You don't get to eat it.

I wish I didn't have to be specific.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you have to leave with...that one thing...

I wish everyone would just get along.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everyone has a hive mind and there is no such thing as individuality.

I wish I was the leader of a cult that don't sacrifice their leader.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. no one joins.

I wish I was rich and famous.

 

[Tenebrae Aeternus]

Granted but you are later killed for upsetting the public
I wish I didn't have a wish

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Now you have AIDs.


I wish could finish my wi-

 

[cryogeist]

granted its on your dieing breath
i wish plants vs zombies was real

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but the plants are triffids.

I wish I had a pet triffid.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. But it kills you and eats your sooooouuuuullll...

I wish for an original wish.

 

[Zacharine]

Fulfilled, and quite a bizarre wish it was. Have fun chasing the rats that used to be your arms...

I wish they still made good WRPGs, where story takes precedence over graphics.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but story took so much precedence, the didn't bother coding the images of the words, so in the end it's just a blank document.

I wish I could find a good DM.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but story took so much precedence, the didn't bother coding the images of the words, so in the end it's just a blank document.

I wish I could find a good DM.

Granted. Too bad he leaves because all the players are total twads.

I wish mankind had a manned outpost on Mars.

 

[cryogeist]

granted but it pisses off the people already there
i wish for nothing to happen

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it stays that way for a week.

I wish for a phone book.

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, but it's the wrong one.

I wish to pass this chemistry exam tomorrow.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. You get hit by a car walking home.

Make me a sandwich (I wish to become a sandwich)!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you're eaten by the Heavy.

I wish doing theatre was more masculine.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. Now football's for sissies.

I wish the edit button didn't explode every time I used it.

 

[cryogeist]

granted the post button does though
i wish for peace and love

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but those things are now crimes.

I wish for a bath tube filled with chocolate sauce.