Corrupt a Wish game

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can only do it once a day lest you have a stroke.

I wish for a vegetarian T. rex.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but every human turns into a vegetable.

I wish I was Death.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you will be a slave to your job.

I wish I could reanimate my body upon death.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you will be a slave to your job.

No matter, I would love my job anyways...

OT: Granted, but you cannot control nor feel your body. Just like a zombie.

I wish I had a trilby.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it will eat your brain.

I wish I had a universal key.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the universe is empty.

I wish I had control over fire.

 

[Skorpyo]

Granted, but it must be on you while you run about screaming.

I wish I had an easier life.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you are dead. Say for example in Grim Fandango...

I wish Rapture exists...

 

[Skorpyo]

Well played.

OT:Granted, but you permanently have fists that shoot BEES!

I wish I could control the elements.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but they never heed you anyways...

I wish I was immortal.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you will continue to age.

I wish for a Baneblade.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. But it kills you in the process by slitting your throat.

[sub]A baneblade is a kind of sword, right?[/sub]

I wish that Ashley Williams in Mass Effect was less hated and more popular among the gaming community, not necessarily the most popular but popular enough that I can rest assured she'll be given a decent role in Mass Effect 3 and that I can say that I like her without being flamed for it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but she invariably dies in the beginning of Mass Effect 3 sacrificing her life.
[small]A Baneblade is a tank[/small]

I wish I knew why Tali was so cute.

 

[ZipZeeZip]

I wish i knew a forum better than this one....oh wait i do:

Silly comment removed - ColdStorage

 

[ZipZeeZip]

granted. You gave him aids.

i wish to get banned

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Really? Because I can press the report button anytime.

I wish for fluency in all languages.

 

[ZipZeeZip]

reported for the sheer hell of it

 

[ZipZeeZip]

reported for the sheer hell of it

 

[DigitalSushi]

i wish to get banned

Wish granted!