Corrupt a Wish game

[Robert632]

granted, but on your third try it comes to life and kills your family.

You need to put a wish for me to corrupt, you know.

 

[Venom 3135]

soz i forgot about that.

i wish i ad a gaming pc

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it has a password that you don't know so you can't use it.

I wish I was implanted with gene-seed.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's Christopher Paolini's gene-seed.

I wish I was a published author.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it's a Twilight rip-off.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You gain knowledge of nothing.

I wish I could grant wishes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you can't grant your own.

I wish I could turn invisible or visible again at will.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Whenever you're facing William you quickly flash in and out of existence.

I wish my initials weren't BO...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. Your new name is John Porta. Think about it.
I wish for a Gundam.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but there is no power source avalible that can power it.

I wish fr my own army of fish clones.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Granted, you get 15,000 minnows

I wish for a life of hedonism.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but Westboro Baptist Church will never leave you alone.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but You can't stop reading all the ,inds on earth at once, and your head explodes.

I wish for a Whale to land on the poster below me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but I use my alien wizard powers to levitate it to slam into you.

I wish I could use a kamehameha.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you blow up the sun, killing everyone.

I wish for my own succesful spin-off show.

 

[not_the_dm]

Granted, you become so succesful that someone assassinates you out of sheer jealosy.

I wish I could get my flintlock pistol working again.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you can't find flintlock pistol bullets anywhere.

I wish for a decent pair of nail clippers.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, is name is Mike. He's coming dressed as a firema-- What do you mean you didn't wish for male strippers?

I wish for fish on a dish.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the dish falls into a pit of lava.

I wish for a pair of rusty pliers.