Corrupt a Wish game

[MachoFern]

"I wish I had a huge chicken"
Granted, but it eats your house and car

I wish this was Sparta

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, But you soon realize that "THIS IS MADNESS!"

I wish Puns weren't funny

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, they're punny

I wish I hadn't said something as cheesy as that

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, You say somtihing more Cheesy.

I wish This Would Work

 

[Robert632]

Granted, However you are promptly shot for being a ninja.<spoiler=damn you ninja><youtube=PEj-F36IzaY>

I wish I had a get out of jail free card.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Granted, but you go to Prison.

I want to divide by zero

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you implode as a punishment for doing it.

I wish, I wish, I wish I had a fish.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Granted but he's a man in a costume.

I want a copy of Silent Hill 3.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it's irredeemibly scratched.

I wish I had some not sour milk.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But now you're lactose intolerant.

I wish every one would stop making all these silly wishes...

 

[MachoFern]

Granted

 

[Safe in the Dark]

But then I corrupt it.

I want to be a hat.

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, but your a top hat in a black and white cartoon

I want a watermellon

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, you get an elvish water-friend. Too bad he thinks the way you dress marks you an agent of Mordor, and proceeds to kill you.

I wish I could see in ultra-violet and infra-red bands of light.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you can't see anything in between.

I wish there was a solution to P versus NP.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the solution is your death.

I wish I knew where my glasses were.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but You go crazy from being alone for long periods of time.

I wish someone doesn't comment on how I just necro'd this thread.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, we revoke your right as somebody.

I wish I had a job as a professional game tester.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you only test games that never get made.

I wish I could do that thing I wanted to do at the place.