Corrupt a Wish game

[aLivingPheonix]

Granted, but the place is on fire.

I wish I could buy Borderlands.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you buy an empty stretch of arid land in the desert.

I wish to know why America seems to miss the cold war.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are killed because you know to much.

I wish USA was known as Canada's beard.

 

[The Free Wind]

Unfortunately, Canada has a beard-mutton chops combo. And a mono-brow.

I wish I had supernatural powers.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Unfortunately, Canada has a beard-mutton chops combo. And a mono-brow.

I wish I had supernatural powers.

Granted but your a villain.

I wish I had a Million dollars with nothing bad happening to it or to me in any shape or form.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You have a million US Dollars. Unfortunately, the US crumbles in its failing economy, and that million dollars couldn't buy you one lyra any more.

I wish Twilight never happened.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Instead, a story about a very uninteresting girl in love with a zombie who has none of the classic zombie characteristics is made instead.

I wish for a glass of juice.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you do not know from what that juice comes from...

I wish I had a piano that is unscratchable, indestructible, perfectly tuned and I can play it all day

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Unfortunately it exists in a closed, windowless, door-less room with no points of access.

I wish the iPod had been my idea.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's the version 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 beta of betas version.


I'd wish I could invent wishes.


Also the Pianos in the Conservatory are like that BTW, but the do have doors.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. but you are never left alone.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it brings all the boys to the yard. ALL OF THEM

I wish there were more steampunk novels out there.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they all butcher steam punk so badly that steam punk ceases to exist.

I wish I had another mundane item.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's not as itemish as you think...


I wish I had 24K posts without incurring Mod wrath...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But all those posts are on a different forum.

I wish I had my own TV show.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the entire cast and crew are killed in a freak fire accident.

I wish for a flying hippo.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the hippo can only land on top of you every half an hour.


I wish I had an underground turtle.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it suffacates.

I wish I had a trash can robot.

 

[devbot2]

Granted, but whenever trash is thrown into it, it throws the trash right back out.

I wish that I had a working copy of Rock'em Sock'em Robots Arena.

 

[Venom 3135]

granted, but on your third try it comes to life and kills your family.