Corrupt a Wish game

[capin Rob]

Granted, But the proper respone from the person is to kick you in the nads

I wish I wish I was A fish

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You become a fish and then run right into a submerged cloud of oil in the Gulf of Mexico.

I wish I had a PS3.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are caught and are now my dinner.
Granted, but it explodes because PS3's hate ninjas.

I wish I didn't smell like yam.

Also, for the ninja;<spoiler=damn you ninja><youtube=PEj-F36IzaY>

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, now you smell like fish (and faintly of citrus)

I wish I had my very own Death Star

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it's enourmous energy consumption bill causes you to become broke.

I wish I had a trash can.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but it's filled with dog shite.

I wish I was a McNinja.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are only one of the Doctor McNinja clones that were killed.

I wish I had my own rocket.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted. You are the only one killed by a long range rocket.

I wish I was part of a tank crew.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You're tank is then blown up by a nuke.

I wish I dropped that nuke on you and your tank crew.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but it doesn't detonate.

I wish I could find a shiny Charizard.

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, but it corrupts your save data

I wish I owned a private island with a town named "Bueno-ville" where every morning there is a pinata on your doorstep, and everyone wears a Sombrero

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but you get ninja'd and lose it all.

I wish I hadn't ninja'd you in such a cruel manner.

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, The Pinatas are filled with an AirBorne Version Of cancer.

I wish I had the Cure for Cancer

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Granted, but it give you AIDS.

I wish I could go to an Iron Maiden concert.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they are killed before they start to play.

I wish I had a health bar.

 

[MachoFern]

Granted, but a headcrab depletes it and fanboys laugh at you because regenerative healing is "all the rage"

I wish I could think of something to wish for

 

[capin Rob]

Granted, But you foget

I wish I was Kayne West

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you soon realize you are a giant dick, and promptly kill yourself.

I wish I had first contact with an alien speices.

 

[Code Monkey]

Granted, but you're Kanye West.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are shot down by a hunter who thought you were an extremly large duck.

I wish i had a huge chicken.