Corrupt a Wish game

[John Smyth]

Granted, but everything that hears your song wishes it had been killed.

I wish for a pot of tea.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's tea bagging from Halo.

I'd wish I had a book.

 

[Omega V]

Granted, but its the Twilight saga

I wish I had a space ship

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but its a slave cruiser and you are not a captain.

I wish I had delicious candy.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it is also posionous.

I wish for another pair of arms.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but they occupy the same space as your first pair.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in somewhere in the range of four to five bounds.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you fell off your first building.

I wish for a flying pig.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it flies too close to the sun and subsequently falls to its death.

I wish I could prove the existence of tachyons.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you die in a car acciendent before you can show anyone.

I wish I had control over fire.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted. Too bad it's because fire really loves you and wants to consume you, and you said nothing of being immune to fire....

I wish we had mastered genetic engineering.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but the engineering is based on zombies.

I'd wish Silent Hill was real, with monsters and all...

 

[Necrofudge]

Granted, but the town gets quarantined by the military (and a giant wall is built around it) shortly after you enter it.

I wish that I knew the cure for cancer

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Unfortunately, the cure for cancer is anthrax. Pick your poison.

I wish I lived in David Bowie's mind.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but you only find music in a a maddening way.

I'd wish i was a musical instrument (any instrument is cool and important).

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you're a tuba. No one likes you.

I wish elves were real. And made me cookies.

 

[SPCF]

Granted. But you are allergic to elves and yo mama hates cookies.
I wish I can get 9001 posts after 1 day.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted. But the "OVER 9000" jokes drive you wall-climbing-padded-room-restraining-jacket loco within the hour.

I wish reality were just an illusion I keep dreaming, and you all mere figments of my multiple fractured personalities.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are in a permenant coma for wever.

I wish I could yodel.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Your yodeling causes an avalanche that kills you and everybody you've ever loved.

I wish I did not have to use a laptop.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. Now you surf the web using your severly out of date iPod.

I wish shouting "HEADSHOT!" at people was an appropriate greeting.