Corrupt a Wish game

[spartan1077]

Granted. but you get Mountain Dew.

I wish for more people to post in this forum,

 

[Lust]

Granted. Here I is.

I wish for a pokemon.

 

[tthor]

Granted, you get a level 1 Magikarp. pretty much a large goldfish.

I wish I had super powers.

 

[spartan1077]

granted but you super power is to ejaculate in your pants everytime you see someone.

I wish for facial hair.

 

[(Insert name hear)]

granted, but all of your food gets stuck in it and you starve.

I wish that the moon was renamed to Steven.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but Steven becomes sentient, develops opinions, and changes "his" name to Erika before flying away to look for more sentient chunks of rock out there.

I wish I wish I hadn't sat on that fish.

 

[spartan1077]

granted. but the fish kills your parents.

I wish I had a pen that would never dry out, I would never lose and it would never be stolen from me or broken

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Unfortunately, not long after you get the pen, you accidently bump into the Joker.

I'll let you figure out that ended on your own.[small](PSSST! He killed you with the pen!)[/small]

I wish I had a better internet connection.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But it can only be used for bondage porn.

I wish for virtue.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you will never get anything you want. Patience is a virtue.

I wish for a novel.

 

[Zirat]

Granted, but you get the complete works of Ayn Rand.

I wish for a soul

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Zirat: I welcome that, actually.

Granted, but you immediately sell it for a sandwich.

I wish for the cure to cancer.

 

[Zirat]

@Xpwn: Really? Well, diffrent strokes for diffrent folks.

Granted, but it causes mass organ failure

I wish I had The Colour out of Space crayola set

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But Yhatzee sits on your shoulder berating your colourings.

I wish I had those decision angels.

 

[spartan1077]

Granted but they are mutes.

I wish for yahtzee to be my friend and never criticize me

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but every other minor internet personality now wants to kill you.

I wish I would get hit by a bus.

Yeah. Try corrupting that.

 

[Lust]

Granted. You survive and get an experimental operation to have you live as a machine. You'll now live for a very long time. If not, forever.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[tthor]

granted, but you survive, completely paralyzed, living a loong, horrible life trapped in your own body, wishing you were dead, but unable to kill yourself or communicate with anyone. that corrupt enough for you? ;P

i wish i had a pet rock.

 

[Lust]

Granted. It's an actual rock. Even better.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Cookie has cockroaches all over it.

I wish for a bigger tv