Corrupt a Wish game

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it's so advanced that it goes Skynet and launches all of the nuclear missiles in the world, virtually destroying all of humanity.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but now that nukes destoryed the world, the fish in the water mutates and kills anyone who touches it.

I wish for a pony

 

[Lust]

Granted. One pony that jumps off a cliff.

I wish for a piece of paper.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. One piece of paper, 4 paper cuts, coming right up.

I wish I had a mechanical arm.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but you aren't Iron Man.

I wish I could have a pair of concrete shoes.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but they're a gift from THE MOB.

I wish I had a dorm to myself.

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, but it's crap.

I wish I wasn't so damn tired.

 

[tthor]

Granted, you're dead instead.

I wish I had a Klondike bar.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish for a muffin.

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but it's a muffin TOP!

I wish I was Kevin Bacon.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you are literally made of bacon.

I wish for a two-way time machine.

 

[spartan1077]

Granted but it only goes to 1 millisecond ahead.

I wish music wasn't terrible

 

[spartan1077]

EDIT: this was a double post and I'm too lazy to look to how to remove it. I once again wish for music to not be terrible

 

[Queen Michael]

Granted, now you get rap which is just as terrible but not technically music since it's got no melody.

I wish I had a girlfriend with blue hair.

 

[Lust]

Granted. Then she leaves you for another lover.

I wish my hair would grow faster.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

Granted, but now you are Bigfoot.

I wish the world ended.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. Your world is ending.

I wish for peace!

 

[tthor]

Granted, you are now dead. Rest In Peace.

I wish I could find Waldo.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted, but he's secretly a serial killer and now he's after you. (Good luck)

I wish for faster Internet connection. (The one in my university room is terrible.)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you have to pay ridiculous fees.

I wish for free high speed internet.