Corrupt a Wish game

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but it requires a poisonous preservative.

I wish Mars would crash into the Earth.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Instead, the hottest girl in your educational establishment comes to your house and gives you a blowjob - much to the disapproval of your parents, watching via webcam.

I just want to say on the record that, all things considered, I have absolutely no problem with that.

Anyway, Granted, but it burns up in the atmosphere, so that by the time it actually hits the ground, it's exactly the same size as your house. And it lands right on your house.

I wish I could play Black Ops, and that it was awesome.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but Yahtzee gets to write the final page when he's drunk.

I can live with this since I'd mainly intend to make Harry fall for Cho instead of Rons sister

granted but the rainbows take whatever illness or ailment they have into your on body

I wish Cartoon Network would cancel the garbage shows in thier current line up and bring back the ones that I loved

 

[Sacman]

Granted but ratings fall and Cartoon Network goes under...

I wish I had a dollar...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the wings are the size of a normal bats and you can just barely hover 6 inches off the ground

I wish I knew the answer to one of lifes great mysteries

 

[Dango]

It's too big to fit in your head, therefore your head explodes.

I wish I had ultimate ninja skills.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, the pirate legions kill you.

I wish to be a ninja pirate.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but destroyed by Super Mega Death Christ for being an abomination...

I wish I had a better guitar...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but 10 days later your arrested for possessing stolen property

I wish I had VIP Acess to a Limp Bizkit concert

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but the entire group hates you and takes turns kicking the crap out of you.


I wish Fallout New Vegas would come out already! And that I could play it!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you just got Fallout New Vegas the Musical! Hopefully you know how to play the piano, cause then you can play it.

I wish I had a pet Lynx.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. It mauls the SHIT out of you.


I wish I didn't have an early class tomorrow....AT AROUND 10! Yeah, suck it, High Schoolers. College kicks ass.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but for the rest of the year you and you alone have to be in class at 3am everyday

I wish the Reach servers would catastrophically fail

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Everyone starts playing Modern Warfare 3.

I wish for a Minecraft RTS.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted, however it costs £70 and has more bugs than an NHS Hospital.

I wish to be transported back to 1940's Britain to fly a Spitfire. ^__^

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Did I mention he's coming to stay with you?

I wish for Primark to sell even cheaper clothes at high quality.