Could the United States be invaded?

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Bulletinmybrain said:
LeeHarveyO said:
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possibly but it would almost certainly fail unless it was like China, Germany, Russia, Great Britain combined.
Actually I think the Chinese could do it themselves considering they would have like 3 million soldiers and they do have conscription. Yet again there should be a 'NO nukes' policy.
Yeah I know I was exaggerating but still it wouldn't be easy for them.

Umm, like I asked in a earlier post.. How would they get there? Our navy could blow them out of the water, very easily. There navy ain't got shit on us. Hell, we have a carrier off the coast of japan. That is a short way to china. :)
Umm dipshit it's called HALO jump. There is more then one method to invade a country.
 

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Evil Jak said:
They could do every part of what you said... apart form taking his place... we had the perfect replacement for Bush though, it was a potatoe. XD
Hoho, i c wut u did thar. 'Coz, you know, the Secret Service aren't going to notice a bunch of unauthorized British guys with guns. I'm sure the SAS are $00p3r 1337, but you'd need a bit more than them alone, is all I'm saying.

Also, (off-topic) maybe the UK has a different dictionary, but Webster says there is no "e" at the end of potato :)
 

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Yes.Just build a robotic Arson Beetle and let him run through the major cities;New York,Cicago,Miami...
 

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Wini said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Remember during WWII, us Aussies captured a 'hill', then the Americans took watch over it and lost and made the Aussies capture it again, that happened like 3 times before the Aussies told the yanks that if they lost the hill again they would kill them. Yea shows how great you yanks are during a combat situation.
Nope. That's the first I ever heard anyone say that happened. Source it, please.

I do remember whupping Japan's naval ass with superior tactics and less ships, however.
 

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Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Why was easter sunday included in this? Was that supposed to add to the "EXTREME-ness" of this?

Oh, you should have been in Britain as we found out about that... There was this really loud and simultanious yawning sound. XD
Because they found an easter egg in some of the splashed brain-matter of one of the pirates.

And your disinterest is noted. Go be disinterested somewhere >XD.
 

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Okay, quick question. Why does everybody think Russia should even be mentioned here? They have bugger-all military power. Seriously, they arent the "massive threat" that America thinks they are. Just watch Vladmir Putin's martial arts DVD, you'll see what I am taking about... and it is quite funny too.
 

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Teiraa said:
japan
Ignignoct said:
Teiraa said:
USA in middle, canada from the north, mexico from the south, japan/china from the west, and england/britan/europe w/e from the east, we would be totally fucked =/
Canada has what military power?

Mexico? What, they'll give us food poisoning?

Japan's military is all self-defense oriented.

America is a huge cash crop for China, whose goods are slowly replacing America's potential exports, further tightening their financial grip on us.

Europe? How would they get to us? Do you know how many carriers, destroyers, frigates, and best of all, nuclear warhead-fitted submarines there are in the Atlantic and Gulf?

I say no, good sir!
japan surprised us once, who says they cant do it again?, also i forgot about RUSSIA, and GEMRANY the practical leaders of modern warfare weapon technology, also vietnam could send a sizeable force with japan to take the west
Who says Japan can't do it again?...

I dunno...

JAPAN!

Because they outlawed having an outright "military" since WW2. Now they call it a Self-Defense Force, and it is marginal to their once great fleets.

Russia is beyond broke, and Germany is dead in the water, militarily.
 

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Bulletinmybrain said:
EMFCRACKSHOT said:
As much as i would like to (I want it back in the British empire, its coming back people) it wouldnt be possible to succesfully invade and occupy america. At least, not until they bring in a heavy gun control policy. Ha, the english and canadians are responsible for the second amendmant. We burned the white house in 1812 just to show you we could. And the only reason you won the war of independance was because we let you. We had more worthwhle colonies to protect with the bulk of our armed forces.
In a country where almost everyone is armed, any town you wet into would be a death trap. You would have rednecks and militias and other randomers taking pot shots at you all the way. In the end, it just wouldnt be worth it.
Then again, why would you want to. They havent got anything we dont that we actually want.

Umm... All those people that say they burned the white house. Really? We were what nearly 150 years old? You are nearly thousand years old. That said, were you not beat back out of the country?

It was like russia.

You get to the capital. You celebrate. Then the men with the large dildos come around to chase you out.
Actually, we went over there to make a point, celebrated and ended the night with a nice big bnfire and went home after the conclusion of a successful war[/quote]

Sorry, no. It's okay to be patriotic, but get your facts right. Unless you're being sarcastic then I'm apologize. Now, onto the points.

The British hardly let the US win the revolution and they didn't leave because they had more worthwhile colonies. King George considered the colonies a top priority and that they must be brought back into the empire. If he didn't then he wouldn't have waged a war for 8 years. It's true that there were other colonies rebelling, but England didn't stop fighting us to keep them. They stopped fighting because their main military force and top general in America had been completely defeated. The only military presence was fortified in New York and by then Lord North was so unpopular in England he had to resign because of the failures in the revolution.

To the second bold:

The British hardly waltzed home after burning down the capital. The day after the burning the British were caught in a severe storm and a tornado. The British who were celebrating their victory all of a sudden lost 40 men and had their moral hampered.

America lost that war hands down, but the British hardly had an easy time of it. In the beginning they slapped the US around, but as the war dragged on the US troops started acting like a real army and making the British bleed a little. (but by then the British had already completed their objectives in the war so the point is really moot).

Besides, the ending of the war had positives for America. The British troops along the Mississppi finally withdrew and England recogznied the Monroe Doctrine (which the US really had no way of upholding without English backing)

WOAH, massive history lecture FTL!!!

Anyway, back on topic. A country could invade us, but they won't hold it. Like every person has pointed out, many American's have guns (assault rifles too) and it's very easy for an American who doesn't have one to get one. Plus, you can build explosives with household products.
 

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Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Why was easter sunday included in this? Was that supposed to add to the "EXTREME-ness" of this?

Oh, you should have been in Britain as we found out about that... There was this really loud and simultanious yawning sound. XD
Because they found an easter egg in some of the splashed brain-matter of one of the pirates.

And your disinterest is noted. Go be disinterested somewhere >XD.
Why did they keep easter eggs in their brains? Maybe thats why they were so easy to kill. XD

Also, isn't easter a Christian thing? Just saying, Somalia... easter... in Somalia?
 

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If you could find the way to field an army large enough let alone supply and move it maybe ^_^, but that most likely wont happen. Mostly more trouble than its worth.
 

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Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Why was easter sunday included in this? Was that supposed to add to the "EXTREME-ness" of this?

Oh, you should have been in Britain as we found out about that... There was this really loud and simultanious yawning sound. XD
Because they found an easter egg in some of the splashed brain-matter of one of the pirates.

And your disinterest is noted. Go be disinterested somewhere >XD.
Why did they keep easter eggs in their brains? Maybe thats why they were so easy to kill. XD

Also, isn't easter a Christian thing? Just saying, Somalia... easter... in Somalia?
We brought them American democracy, and all the Christian holidays that come with it.

With bullets.
 

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sooperman said:
Evil Jak said:
They could do every part of what you said... apart form taking his place... we had the perfect replacement for Bush though, it was a potatoe. XD
Hoho, i c wut u did thar. 'Coz, you know, the Secret Service aren't going to notice a bunch of unauthorized British guys with guns. I'm sure the SAS are $00p3r 1337, but you'd need a bit more than them alone, is all I'm saying.

Also, (off-topic) maybe the UK has a different dictionary, but Webster says there is no "e" at the end of potato :)
Well, I originally put "a bag of potatoes" but I didn't think anyone would believe he had that brain power. XD

Oh, in England we have quite alot of dictionary's... I like the Oxford.

Oh yeah, cos' the SAS just walk in the front door, completely undisguised, with no plan and engage everyone in conversation without putting on any kind of accent (therefore you would figure they were British) with the clear intention (because of the guns) of killing the president. I should imagine that the Secret Service wouldnt let us do that, they wouldnt be that cracking if they did. XD
 

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Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Why was easter sunday included in this? Was that supposed to add to the "EXTREME-ness" of this?

Oh, you should have been in Britain as we found out about that... There was this really loud and simultanious yawning sound. XD
Because they found an easter egg in some of the splashed brain-matter of one of the pirates.

And your disinterest is noted. Go be disinterested somewhere >XD.
Why did they keep easter eggs in their brains? Maybe thats why they were so easy to kill. XD

Also, isn't easter a Christian thing? Just saying, Somalia... easter... in Somalia?
We brought them American democracy, and all the Christian holidays that come with it.

With bullets.
Must have been really slow bullets to do all that... really lucky shots then... ZING! XD
 

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Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Why was easter sunday included in this? Was that supposed to add to the "EXTREME-ness" of this?

Oh, you should have been in Britain as we found out about that... There was this really loud and simultanious yawning sound. XD
Because they found an easter egg in some of the splashed brain-matter of one of the pirates.

And your disinterest is noted. Go be disinterested somewhere >XD.
Why did they keep easter eggs in their brains? Maybe thats why they were so easy to kill. XD

Also, isn't easter a Christian thing? Just saying, Somalia... easter... in Somalia?
We brought them American democracy, and all the Christian holidays that come with it.

With bullets.
Must have been really slow bullets to do all that... really lucky shots then... ZING! XD
Oh, I don't mind your jabs.

Problem is, people need to WANT democracy for it to take hold.

Clearly, the pirate's skulls were willing to let us in with our gifts of peace and prosperity through their heads.
 

Kinguendo

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Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Why was easter sunday included in this? Was that supposed to add to the "EXTREME-ness" of this?

Oh, you should have been in Britain as we found out about that... There was this really loud and simultanious yawning sound. XD
Because they found an easter egg in some of the splashed brain-matter of one of the pirates.

And your disinterest is noted. Go be disinterested somewhere >XD.
Why did they keep easter eggs in their brains? Maybe thats why they were so easy to kill. XD

Also, isn't easter a Christian thing? Just saying, Somalia... easter... in Somalia?
We brought them American democracy, and all the Christian holidays that come with it.

With bullets.
Must have been really slow bullets to do all that... really lucky shots then... ZING! XD
Oh, I don't mind your jabs.

Problem is, people need to WANT democracy for it to take hold.

Clearly, the pirate's skulls were willing to let us in with our gifts of peace and prosperity through their heads.
So... you brought democracy to 3 people and tiny moments later killed them? America is awesome(!)

Oh man, did I get you again? XD
 

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Methinks that this thread has derailed, because now we are making jokes toward eachother's coutries.

For example: Evil Jak, we do, in fact, find your stabs funny, but let's try to reduce them, like, a lot.

The following is simply to end a trend on this thread; viewer discresion is advised. I don't mean to start a war, Jak, but did you ever sit down and speak with Bush? Did you ever even hear one of his speeches on TV? You claim he was unintelligent, but how would you know?

But on topic: I think we have decided that YES the U.S. can be invaded, but NO it would not be worth it to occupy.
 

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Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Evil Jak said:
Ignignoct said:
Wini said:
You sir are an idiot and an arsehole. Well equiped maybe, well trained... ok a 5 year old would have better military training then the American army, I mean America trains their soldiers by getting them to play FPS games. Until they can actually win a fight they have started all by themselves I refuse to believe what you say is true.
You remember when our Navy SEALs decided to simultaneously headshot a group of somali pirates on a life-raft from the stern of a ship on ocean waters at night during Easter Sunday?

Yeah.

That was fun.
Why was easter sunday included in this? Was that supposed to add to the "EXTREME-ness" of this?

Oh, you should have been in Britain as we found out about that... There was this really loud and simultanious yawning sound. XD
Because they found an easter egg in some of the splashed brain-matter of one of the pirates.

And your disinterest is noted. Go be disinterested somewhere >XD.
Why did they keep easter eggs in their brains? Maybe thats why they were so easy to kill. XD

Also, isn't easter a Christian thing? Just saying, Somalia... easter... in Somalia?
We brought them American democracy, and all the Christian holidays that come with it.

With bullets.
Must have been really slow bullets to do all that... really lucky shots then... ZING! XD
Oh, I don't mind your jabs.

Problem is, people need to WANT democracy for it to take hold.

Clearly, the pirate's skulls were willing to let us in with our gifts of peace and prosperity through their heads.
So... you brought democracy to 3 people and tiny moments later killed them? America is awesome(!)

Oh man, did I get you again? XD
Precisely.

The sheer joy and wonder of achieving societal nirvana is too hard to follow up. It's simply too amazingly wonderful for the Pirates, and anything afterwards wouldn't live up to the moment they heard the BANG of freedom coming at them.

So we killed them in sweet mercy.

You think you're getting me? =p

Stating the obvious does not qualify, especially when I'm the one ragging on American foreign policy.
 

Ignignoct

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sooperman said:
Methinks that this thread has derailed, because now we are making jokes toward eachother's coutries.

For example: Evil Jak, we do, in fact, find your stabs funny, but let's try to reduce them, like, a lot.

The following is simply to end a trend on this thread; viewer discresion is advised. I don't mean to start a war, Jak, but did you ever sit down and speak with Bush? Did you ever even hear one of his speeches on TV? You claim he was unintelligent, but how would you know?

But on topic: I think we have decided that YES the U.S. can be invaded, but NO it would not be worth it to occupy.
If you think a nuclear armed North Korea ISN'T something to be worried about, then you're not only ignorant of the facts, but DANGEROUSLY so.
 

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Yes, seeing as Canadians need passports now to get into the states, because "terrorists" use Canada to get into the states.....Lame?