Could you defeat your evil twin?

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WolfThomas

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Oh, this is awful. Somewhere there's a Wolfthomas more evil than me. I do my best, damnit!
 

silverbot01

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I would have to give this a no!

I actually quite often think of my evil twin, and I know exactly what he would act like. While he might actually run away at first because he is fat just like me, he would take a few years...get in really good shape...and come back to me when he is beyond ready to take my head off with his bare hands. I don't have the will to ready myself up for a fight like my evil twin would....He is evil, its his thing.

-Death
 

TwitchierGuitar

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My twin and I used to hang out and play XBL Until the sun came up... Now, he just throws stuff at me as he drives by. But that's okay. I'm the smarter, faster, and stronger of the two of us. Plus, I know where He lives.... Let's see how he handles a COMBAT KNIFE!!!
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AhumbleKnight

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I couldn't defeat my evil twin. I am a 'only in self defense' kind of guy, so before I even knew it, it would be too late.

In fact, I would be so shit scared of him that I would not ever form any kind of relationship of any kind out of fear of what I knew he would do. I would slowly go insane until I eventually succumb to his manipulations and join him. When that happens I have only one piece of advice, RUN!
 

alandavidson

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That's a hard one. Assuming that my evil twin has the exact same skillset as I do, minus the inhibitions, he would be a very Joker-esqe character. While I have few inhibitions regarding collateral damage, my evil twin would kill and destroy because he thought it funny. However I believe that he would become obsessed with chaos and make a mistake, allowing me to kill him.
 

RobCoxxy

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I'm the moral grey anyway. My "Polar opposite twin" would be pretty much the same.

We'd get along fine.
 

doctorjackal777

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There would be no defeating necessary. If we're assuming an Evil Twin is like your clone, exactly the same as you except evil, then we'd both be way to lazy to do anything. He'd be to lazy to pull anything which means I wouldn't need to stop him.
 

Mana Fiend

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Nah.

Seeing as how I can never win a fight, my evil twin is the opposite of that... It just doesn't end well for me.
 

Trippy Turtle

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hmmmm my good twin hey...... i spose i cant kill anyone as goodlooking as me........ i would make him into a doughnut making 4chan hacking machine!!!
 

Revolutionary

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Of course I could, Theoretically, no matter what happens "I" win, also I'd know all my best moves.
 

Adamc-mh

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I did it in oblivion how hard could it be eventually I would end up shouting insults that effects us both
 

The_ModeRazor

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He'd be pretty much me, just a bigger jerk.
I guess if I attacked him from behind an killed him before he ever had a chance to react I could win. Luckily I'm not some insane fucker, so I wouldn't try to kill him at all (he isn't evil, afterall). I guess I'd just play some Xbox with the guy (since I'm a PC gamer so he must have an XBox).
 

Mookie_Magnus

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CoverYourHead said:
No, we'd just end up having sex and then taking over the world.

... Don't look at me like that.
High-five.

Probably this as well. Minus the taking over the world.
Come to think of it, though... My evil twin would probably be pretty damn evil seeing as I'm such a good person... so I'd probably have to tie him up so he couldn't do evil stuff.