Cow executed for seducing man

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Pimppeter2

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Cow executed for seducing man for sex

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06/15/man-claims-he-was-seduced-by-a-cow-for-sex/

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An Indonesian man claims he was seduced by a cow after he was caught having sex with it on the resort island of Bali.

The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn?t see an animal but a beautiful woman.

?She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,? said Alit.

The young man was then forced to marry the cow in a cleansing ritual for his unholy acts. He fainted during the ceremony that also required his clothes be thrown into the sea.

The cow didn?t fair as well. Chief Embang gave the owner of the cow approximately $562 before having the animal drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
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I'm not sure if this is real, but I did a Google search an no one has said it was a joke. I thought it was funny and wanted to pass it on.


 
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Cody211282

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That is awesome, evidently he was on really good drugs or they have magic cows over there!
 
iLikeHippos

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My bet is that it is obviously fake.

Whether it is true or not though, that made me laugh :)
 
2fish

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I don't care if it turns out fake it is awsome! I knew cows were made of evil magic, why else would they taste so good? Note to self: never meet live cow stick with steak and burgers.
 
Omikron009

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That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. The last line in particular just cracks me up. I wish shit like this happened in Canada.
 
Katherine Kerensky

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Demented Teddy said:
Primitives make me laugh.
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It's not just primitives, it is Humanity >.>
Anyway...
OT: They killed a cow? I thought cows were revered over there, or is that just India? >.>
 
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