Cow executed for seducing man

[Thedayrecker]

Damn Cows! Only want our man juices!

 

[Thedayrecker]

Could have been worse, historically if you were caught in Europe you tended to be killed along with the animal if you were caught 'doind the deed'.

Guy has got off light considering

I believe they based punishment off some passage from the Bible (don't know which passage). You had to kill the animal and then you were killed.

 

[Axeli]

Could have been worse, historically if you were caught in Europe you tended to be killed along with the animal if you were caught 'doind the deed'.

Guy has got off light considering

One has to wonder if the animals were killed because of superstition or plain stupidity, or maybe perhaps because no one wanted to have around "that sow uncle Bob got hanged for fucking".

 

[child of lileth]

I saw something about this about a month ago on Sankaku. Still kinda funny though.

 

[Serioli]

Could have been worse, historically if you were caught in Europe you tended to be killed along with the animal if you were caught 'doind the deed'.

Guy has got off light considering

One has to wonder if the animals were killed because of superstition or plain stupidity, or maybe perhaps because no one wanted to have around "that sow uncle Bob got hanged for fucking".

Because you know the ***** would start looking at you vindictively and calling out your uncles name when you passed to piss you off.

 

[Laserbeam Ostrich]

Wiggity what? I seriously am questioning if this is true or not.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Well this is just udderly ridiculous.

 

[WilliamRLBaker]

Well this is just udderly ridiculous.

*kicks you in the shin* DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!

As for the topic at hand...this makes me a sad sad panda.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

In this crazy world I don't think it would be impossible for that thing of happening,I've seen worse.

I must commend that guy though,for coming up with an awesome alibi for wanting to make his way with that cow.

 

[Syl4r]

No, seriously. WHAT.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Spoiler

This was my reaction.

What the hell is wrong with that man?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Sounds like a load of bull.

That pun makes me want to have a cow.
But South East Asia isn't the most rational place in the contienent. Just, trust me on that one. *Points to view profile button.*

 

[DoctorWhat]

Sounds like a load of bull.

*grooooooaaaaaaaaan*

Anyway. This is the kind of weird shit that makes me wonder at how strange the world is...

 

[The_Graff]

damn, I'm not sure if i should think that the guy is perverted, or just an awesomely quick thinker.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I... That... But... WHAT?

 

[MortisLegio]

he tried to get the milk for free and had to buy the cow

 

[TheMightyImp]

?She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,? said Alit.

That's what I find funny.

This raises an even bigger question, how does someone calling your name automatically mean 'let's do the horizontal tango right now'?

I must be careful to ensure even I don't say my name in fear of seducing myself in a way I cannot resist (it can be a serious problem).

Or you might be killed. I mean, how can the government even consider doing something like this? Wtf..

 

[spartan231490]

I think this man should be committed to an asylum. He is obviously insane.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I cannot believe that guy's epically stupid like actually worked.