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Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
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I punch the ANGRY WOMAN, knocking her to the ground, I continue to beat her into submission. +1 EVIL
Wait, what am I doing?
Well, I've only got three options now: KILL HER, FLEE or NEGOTIATE. I could take charge of the situation after this or possibly something else...
I remember the SHOVEL and LARGE KNIVES we brought.
  • Inventory
    Phone
    Wallet - Student Card, Organ Donor Card, Cash Card
    Keys
    Pen
    Trampled Flowers
    Coins
    Tissues
    £12.00
    Iron Man 2 Ticket Stub
    Pills
    Large Knives
    Corpse in a Rug
    Shovel
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
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She might be able to kill someone but I don't think I could. +1 GOOD
Better talk to her. I can JOKE, COERCE, ADMIRE or BOAST.

"Who's in charge now?" I yell, cackling.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
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"I could call the Police!" I scream at the WOMAN.
"I'll explain it all and it'll all be fine!"
The WOMAN spits blood at me, "They'd never believe you, even if they did you've helped me. Don't be so fucking naive, kid!"

NEGOTIATE failed. Try again.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
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As I pin her down our eyes lock for a moment as the day slips into night. We seem to share a moment. No! Snap out of it! If we were discovered then that'd just make the situation worse. CORPSE IN A RUG and two "lovers".
"Might as well bury you too then." I say, forcing the PILLS down her throat. +10 EVIl

She swallows, and begins to foam at the mouth. She struggles for a while, but is finally still. I stand up. It's beginning to rain[footnote]*Alarm* Pathetic fallacy alert![/footnote]. Where do I go from here? I'm a murderer in an unfamiliar WOOD with 2 CORPSES lying around.

I'm in the WOODS. It's getting dark. There a lots of BIG TREES around us and a HILL further out. I can go cross-country in any direction or SOUTH along the ROAD in the WOMAN'S CAR.
  • Inventory
    Phone
    Wallet - Student Card, Organ Donor Card, Cash Card
    Keys
    Pen
    Trampled Flowers
    Coins
    Tissues
    £12.00
    Iron Man 2 Ticket Stub
    Large Knives
    Corpse in a Rug
    Shovel
 

Fury Is Me.

Oh, Tasty Tasty.
Feb 20, 2010
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>Use the knife to render the corpses irrecognizable
>Bury them a mile apart from each other.
>Bury them 30 feet deep so dogs can't sniff them out.
(I sound like i've done this before... -_-)
 

The Hairminator

How about no?
Mar 17, 2009
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>Wipe WOMAN'S CAR, WOMAN, RUG, WOMAN'S HUSBAND with TISSUES.
>Put remaining PILLS in WOMAN'S HAND.
>Head cross country EAST
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
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A plan begins to form in my mind. A horrible plan that will haunt me forever.
I take out a LARGE KNIFE and mutilate the CORPSE IN A RUG, place the remaining PILLS in the hand of the WOMAN'S CORPSE.
I wipe the CAR, CORPSE and KNIFE down with my TISSUES and place the KNIFE in the WOMAN'S CORPSE's hand. +25 EVIL

I head EAST.

I approach a RIVER. It's flowing quite quickly and there's no obvious crossing. I can't tell how deep it is from here. Cross country exits are in any direction.
  • Inventory
    Phone
    Wallet - Student Card, Organ Donor Card, Cash Card
    Keys
    Pen
    Trampled Flowers
    Coins
    £12.00
    Iron Man 2 Ticket Stub
    Large Knife
    Corpse in a Rug
    Shovel
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Jan 7, 2009
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I kneel by the RIVER and wash my hands. Blood flows off them. I cleans any other bloodied areas of my body and get back up, slightly colder than before. Where should I go?
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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I follow the RIVER downstream to a LAKE. There are some DUCKS here, they're looking at me judgmentally. The rain is getting heavier and I'm getting cold. There's a CAMPFIRE in the distance to the NORTH and some empty BEER CANS scattered in the undergrowth.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

Not Dead Yet
Jan 7, 2009
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It's probably a bad idea to seek company right after a murder. If the police find out I was in the area from these people then I'm screwed. I turn around and head upstream.
After nearly half a mile, I arrive at a BRIDGE. There is a ROAD running across it, and a town nearby. I can continue THROUGH THE WOODS or go LEFT or RIGHT along the ROAD.