Crazy Christian Forum Members Believe Portal 2 Promotes Anal Sex??

[Mr. In-between]

Landover is a troll site

 

[theheroofaction]

Now, being a good citizen, real literalism disgusts me and I really think it's an insult to everyone.

But Parody literalism like this is so hilarious.

OP has made my day.

 

[Emperor_42]

There is no way this is real its too perfect

 

[Vippy]

Dexter, that may the funniest review ever written. Christwire is now on my favourites. Sometimes you need a laugh.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Wow, "Portal 2 promotes you to have sex with yourself"?
That's a use for the portal gun I would never have thought of.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Boy do the responses to this thread make me happy. When I first joined this site, we got someone posting a link either to Landover or to that Christian Gamer parody site about once a month, and despite the fact that they were well known parodies, the threads quickly filled up with anti-theists bashing religion. The fact that every response to this thread recognizes that Landover is a parody gives me hope.

 

[kebab4you]

... doesn't it?
Wondered when this was going to show up here xD

Also this, best Portal 2 review ever:
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/ (do not look at if easily offended)

Another troll article, jesus people you got to be able to tell the difference between extremist and trolls. Easiest way; extremist are bat shit insane.

 

[Vippy]

... doesn't it?
Wondered when this was going to show up here xD

Also this, best Portal 2 review ever:
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/ (do not look at if easily offended)

Another troll article, jesus people you got to be able to tell the difference between extremist and trolls. Easiest way; extremist are bat shit insane.

DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!

 

[conflictofinterests]

Ah Poe's Law! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law] what would we do without you?

GHA! Beat me to it!

 

[conflictofinterests]

... doesn't it?
Wondered when this was going to show up here xD

Also this, best Portal 2 review ever:
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/ (do not look at if easily offended)

Another troll article, jesus people you got to be able to tell the difference between extremist and trolls. Easiest way; extremist are bat shit insane.

Wanting to piss of the largest number of people possible != insane? x3

 

[Dorian6]

No, that's the most blatantly obvious satire since the Colbert Report

 

[Bags159]

Are you saying you didn't arrive at this conclusion while playing? Not sure if OP is serious. They present a fairly strong case with good reasoning and fact checking.

 

[Wintermoot]

isn't this site a confirmed troll site?
also is anything it only seems to promote thinking with portals and torching houses down with combustible lemons.

 

[roostuf]

"Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars this text is from the bible so im not going to risk it.)"


OH-MY-SWEET-LOVING-GOD(S)!!!! this is fucking hilarious! i mean come on, people actually take this seriously.

 

[Vippy]

Seriously, it's a satirical site... but I like to pretend it isn't. It makes it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much funnier.

 

[roostuf]

are you fucking serious!?

(Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36)) this is just messed up!

 

[kebab4you]

... doesn't it?
Wondered when this was going to show up here xD

Also this, best Portal 2 review ever:
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/ (do not look at if easily offended)

Another troll article, jesus people you got to be able to tell the difference between extremist and trolls. Easiest way; extremist are bat shit insane.

Wanting to piss of the largest number of people possible != insane? x3

Of course not, fun to piss of people.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

I think it's amazing that people can fail to realise that this is a troll/satirical website. Apparently all it takes is for something to be labelled as religious and suddenly there's no limit to it's believable stupidity. I mean come on, we know that people like the Westboro Baptist Church do some pretty insane stuff, but can you really not see through something this purposefully nonsensical?