Crazy naked dude chews a man's face off

[CrazyGirl17]

...Wait what?! I hope to God that this is just some crazy guy, and not a possible zombie uprising...

(Though, if that was the case, would shooting him be a bad thing?)

 

[Doogan]

They have to Burn the Victim with FIRE!!!! so that he doesn't rise again!

 

[manic_depressive13]

Perhaps he had rabies? Doesn't rabies make people go crazy? Or did I take Old Yeller too literally...

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

So it begins. I'd say Florida is lost to us now but we contain them if we act now.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Wow, another reason to hate annoying transients. Not only do they beg me for £10 bills, yell at me, and attempt to curse me with mumbo-jumbo voodoo magic, I'll also have to bring a shotgun with me everytime I try to go through Princes Street. Fucking great.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Why did the police have to shoot the crazy guy? Sure, he tried to attack the police, but surely there are other ways to stop him than to kill him...

If I saw a crazy naked dude eating someone's face and he turned to me, and with the possiblity of an attack, I'd shoot him right away. Ofcourse, knowing me, I'd probably miss.

My point being: If you were in that situation, chances are, you'd shoot him out of panic.

 

[Pinkamena]

...You're joking right? If a naked man was chewing on someone's face and didn't seem the least bit fazed by the first shot, I'd put him down too.

Who are you to decide whether he should die or not?

Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.

So the stereotypical European do not want policemen shooting crazy people? Well I'm ok with that. And I must say, I am not against policemen wearing and using their guns, I'm just saying that he could have stopped him in a different way, like shooting him in the legs. But given the circumstance, I guess he freaked out. I would've.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

NO YOU DON'T STOP FOLLOWING ME

Blue-bird, Blue-bird, I have eyes on the suspect...

In other news : LOL 'MERICA.
I jest I jest.
But it is time.
If anyone needs me I'll be hiding out in an old, ruined fort with gas-masks and rifles.

 

[Meight08]

...You're joking right? If a naked man was chewing on someone's face and didn't seem the least bit fazed by the first shot, I'd put him down too.

Who are you to decide whether he should die or not?

Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.

So the stereotypical European do not want policemen shooting crazy people? Well I'm ok with that. And I must say, I am not against policemen wearing and using their guns, I'm just saying that he could have stopped him in a different way, like shooting him in the legs. But given the circumstance, I guess he freaked out. I would've.

Non lethal shots are hollywood bull you either shoot to kill or you dont.
Simple as that.

 

[TheScottishFella]

*feels under his desk*
Yep, shotgun is there.

OT: Man Florida really can't catch a break with the crazy people can they?

 

[Meight08]

It was probably cocaine psychosis.

 

[Radoh]

Why did the police have to shoot the crazy guy? Sure, he tried to attack the police, but surely there are other ways to stop him than to kill him...

Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.

And I could tell you weren't European in that your first instinct is to go for the violence and insulting 'them foreigners'.
You've done yourself and your nation a disservice with this comment, hang your head in Shame.
IN SHAME!

OT: Okay, I've been to Florida several times and I've seen some crazy things happen there, is there something in the Everglades that causes this or something?

 

[Quaxar]

It was probably cocaine psychosis.

Or too much sun coupled with an abundance of old-people smell on a Republican rally.
... that's Florida in a nutshell, right?

 

[The Funslinger]

Why did the police have to shoot the crazy guy? Sure, he tried to attack the police, but surely there are other ways to stop him than to kill him...

Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.

Hey, don't lump me in with him!

If that guy came at me, I'd shoot him. Hell, if I didn't have a gun, I'd kill him with my bare hands. I'm not risking someone that batshit insane getting up again!

 

[Pinkamena]

Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.

So the stereotypical European do not want policemen shooting crazy people? Well I'm ok with that. And I must say, I am not against policemen wearing and using their guns, I'm just saying that he could have stopped him in a different way, like shooting him in the legs. But given the circumstance, I guess he freaked out. I would've.

Non lethal shots are hollywood bull you either shoot to kill or you dont.
Simple as that.

Uh, no. I'm pretty sure bullets in your legs will persuade you to stop running/moving.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I think this is my favourite title of a thread on The Escapist, ever.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Zombies? About damn time! *loads crossbow* I've been training my whole life for this!

 

[Meight08]

Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.

So the stereotypical European do not want policemen shooting crazy people? Well I'm ok with that. And I must say, I am not against policemen wearing and using their guns, I'm just saying that he could have stopped him in a different way, like shooting him in the legs. But given the circumstance, I guess he freaked out. I would've.

Non lethal shots are hollywood bull you either shoot to kill or you dont.
Simple as that.

Uh, no. I'm pretty sure bullets in your legs will persuade you to stop running/moving.

The guy would die from blood loss.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Uh, no. I'm pretty sure bullets in your legs will persuade you to stop running/moving.

The human body is not Hollywood-resilient. Getting shot in the leg is still likely to kill you, for instance of an artery is hit. You shoot to kill or you don't shoot at all. That's how it works.

 

[The Funslinger]

...You're joking right? If a naked man was chewing on someone's face and didn't seem the least bit fazed by the first shot, I'd put him down too.

Who are you to decide whether he should die or not?

Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.

So the stereotypical European do not want policemen shooting crazy people? Well I'm ok with that. And I must say, I am not against policemen wearing and using their guns, I'm just saying that he could have stopped him in a different way, like shooting him in the legs. But given the circumstance, I guess he freaked out. I would've.

Non lethal shots are hollywood bull you either shoot to kill or you dont.
Simple as that.

This. I was stabbed in the leg, and it was a fucking miracle it missed the artery running through. And I still lost three pints of blood before I could tend to it.

Besides, rule of thumb for shooting based self defense: Aim for the centre mass. If you hit them in a leg, that's not necessarily going to take all the momentum out of them, and they could still hurt you. Plus if you miss, that bullet could potentially injure an innocent person.

Personally, I think hollow point rounds should be a go-to for self defense. Because they break up in the person and discharge all the kinetic energy, stopping the person more effectively. And it can't go all the way through and hurt someone else. People say hollow points are bad because they cause more internal damage. Yeah, and? I'm shooting the guy. Once I've made the decision to shoot him, his health, or even survival is bottom of my priorities.