Crazy naked dude chews a man's face off

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Pinkamena said:
Why did the police have to shoot the crazy guy? Sure, he tried to attack the police, but surely there are other ways to stop him than to kill him...
I would have shot the crazy, naked, homicidal, homeless, aggressive attacker.
 

Captain Pirate

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I'm in England, so being overseas I'm rather safe, for now.
Though I will buy the Zombie Survival Guide soon.

Also, the top comment on the video suggests they keep the victim under watch in case he turns.
YES, PRECAUTIONS.
 

Aerosteam

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~"I've got a zombie on me, you can't haunt me..."~

OT: That's pretty... um... odd. I just hope there won't be any pro-zombie (or crazy naked guy) activists. You know, the ones that think zombies are still people. *coughdeadrisingcough* sorry, *coughbitemecough*.
 

lRookiel

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rolfwesselius said:
It was probably cocaine psychosis.
Do not spoil everyone's fun, he was a zombie, end of story!

xD

OT:

ZOMBIES, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 

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So ... this happened within a 6hr drive from me.
Ammo: Check
Guns: Check
Dried foods: Check
Transport: Check

Game on.
 

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lRookiel said:
rolfwesselius said:
It was probably cocaine psychosis.
Do not spoil everyone's fun, he was a zombie, end of story!

xD

OT:

ZOMBIES, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No its probably cocaine psychosis it raises body temperature which would explain the no clothes part.
Because Why would a zombie take of his clothes?
 

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Pinkamena said:
Mysterious Druid said:
...You're joking right? If a naked man was chewing on someone's face and didn't seem the least bit fazed by the first shot, I'd put him down too.
Who are you to decide whether he should die or not?

FelixG said:
Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.
So the stereotypical European do not want policemen shooting crazy people? Well I'm ok with that. And I must say, I am not against policemen wearing and using their guns, I'm just saying that he could have stopped him in a different way, like shooting him in the legs. But given the circumstance, I guess he freaked out. I would've.
I agree, they should have tazed the guy instead. The dude was clearly mentally unsound, that is not a reason to execute someone.

I'm very glad my normal police force don't carry guns... That way when they piss themselves because they are clearly undisciplined they wont open fire on anything that moves.
 

lRookiel

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rolfwesselius said:
lRookiel said:
rolfwesselius said:
It was probably cocaine psychosis.
Do not spoil everyone's fun, he was a zombie, end of story!

xD

OT:

ZOMBIES, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No its probably cocaine psychosis it raises body temperature which would explain the no clothes part.
Because Why would a zombie take of his clothes?
He got bit in the shower ofcourse :D
 

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Pinkamena said:
Mysterious Druid said:
...You're joking right? If a naked man was chewing on someone's face and didn't seem the least bit fazed by the first shot, I'd put him down too.
Who are you to decide whether he should die or not?

FelixG said:
Bahaha I could tell it was someone from Europe before I even looked at the profile.

How stereotypical.

God I hope if someone is chewing another persons face off you never are the one to come across it.
So the stereotypical European do not want policemen shooting crazy people? Well I'm ok with that. And I must say, I am not against policemen wearing and using their guns, I'm just saying that he could have stopped him in a different way, like shooting him in the legs. But given the circumstance, I guess he freaked out. I would've.
Knew someone would bring this up, its extremely dangerous to shoot someone in the leg, not to mention somewhat more difficult. Sounds like he did the right thing.
 

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Pinkamena said:
Why did the police have to shoot the crazy guy? Sure, he tried to attack the police, but surely there are other ways to stop him than to kill him...

Because he just ate another man's face. If I were in the cop in that situation I would have done the exact same thing.
 

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I didn't think people would be so defensive of a man eating another man's face.

Who are the real monsters, us or the zombies? Maybe we deserve the apocalypse....

^^ is what the people who die in zombies movies say.
 

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It's finally happening!

You know, I never thought that being a quasi-liberal, non-gun-owning American would come back to bite me in the ass...or should I say face?

EDIT: In hindsight, this joke is somewhat insensitive to the victim of this attack...but I can't bring myself to take it down, because it makes me smile.
 

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GethBall said:


It was only a matter of time until the apocalypse. We.....we didn't listen
We didn't listen!


OT: Pfft. All he did was bite and chew his face?

McLean, a 22-year-old Canadian man, was stabbed, beheaded and cannibalized while riding a Greyhound Canada

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"I got sick after I saw the head thing. Some people were puking, some people were crying, some people were shocked. [The attacker] just looked at us and dropped the head on the ground, totally calm." A police officer who was at the scene said the attacker also cut off parts of the victim's body and ate them
 

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
Pinkamena said:
Uh, no. I'm pretty sure bullets in your legs will persuade you to stop running/moving.
The human body is not Hollywood-resilient. Getting shot in the leg is still likely to kill you, for instance of an artery is hit. You shoot to kill or you don't shoot at all. That's how it works.
No. Just no. My pop is a police officer and they are trained to discharge their weapon in order to "stop the threat." Police never shoot to kill. They are told to aim for center mass, as that is the largest portion of the body and the area least likely to result in a miss or in the bullet traveling through the target and passing out the other side. They may only fire their weapon if their life of the life of a member of the public is in "grave and immediate danger," where there is no possible alternative--that means if the officer can flee and no one will be harmed, they must; if they can safely talk the aggressor down, they must.

I'm not talking about this case or suggesting they shouldn't ave fired on the suspect, but your comment that "shoot to kill or don't shoot at all" is incorrect. You only ever fire your weapon to stop the threat. The suspect dying is never, ever the goal.
 

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Sounds like a meth head. Or as I like to call them my neighbors. Or a crazy person or I like to call them my other neighbors.
 
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Grey Day for Elcia said:
I'm not talking about this case or suggesting they shouldn't ave fired on the suspect, but your comment that "shoot to kill or don't shoot at all" is incorrect. You only ever fire your weapon to stop the threat. The suspect dying is never, ever the goal.
It may not be the goal but it is certainly a likely end, especially if aiming for centre mass. Obviously you know more so I won't argue that, but it's evident that if it's not "shoot to kill" then it's certainly not "shoot to wound" either.
 

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Grey Day for Elcia said:
OT: Pfft. All he did was bite and chew his face?

McLean, a 22-year-old Canadian man, was stabbed, beheaded and cannibalized while riding a Greyhound Canada

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"I got sick after I saw the head thing. Some people were puking, some people were crying, some people were shocked. [The attacker] just looked at us and dropped the head on the ground, totally calm." A police officer who was at the scene said the attacker also cut off parts of the victim's body and ate them
That's... Appetising.
But that's just a psychopath... A very terrifying psychopath.
What we got here got all the characteristics of a zombie lol