Create-a-weapon

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

A stick of wood with shards of glass stuck on it, covered in lemon juice and vinegar.

 

[ElephantGuts]

An LMG, but it's a shotgun instead of a rifle.

Great for those giant pesky zombie hordes!

Forget that...

Spoiler: hueg

Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure I saw that on Futureweapons. Didn't Blackwater make it? Pretty sick if you ask me. I suppose Blackwater USA will be the only military force capable of dealing with a zombie infestation.

A stick of wood with shards of glass stuck on it, covered in lemon juice and vinegar.

And if you end up manufacturing those please contact me I'd love to equip my geurilla army with them.

And as for me, since I'm a big fuel-air/thermobaric weapon fan, I would make a fuel-air pistol (self explanatory) and a fuel-air knife, which would inject a tiny little fuel-air pill thing into a person when it stabs them and then they blow up from the inside.

I would also somehow combine a fuel-air bomb with a nuke and fire it from the center of the earth. Not so sure about how to do that though.

 

[Tiger Sora]

HA no the greatest weapon ever would be what i call a "Void Suit" anything that touches you is instantly sent into a void "black hold basicly" so is you are shot at touched or you touch another thing but yourself it is sent away. how great would that be

 

[DemonicDJ]

I lke the idea of living guns like in the one game im thinking of but completly blanking on the name. i would have a living gun that shoots parasites. after being hit the parasites would crawl through your body and into your brain forcing you to fight on the side of the person wielding said gun.

if not that then a snarling cougar holding a chainsaw

 

[Anarchemitis]

A portable version of the GAU-8.

The gun that can saw tanks in half.

 

[meatloaf231]

A portable version of the GAU-8.

The gun that can saw tanks in half.

I don't believe you. The gun is far too smooth for that, plus it would be hard to use as a saw.

 

[TheDon]

If I could design the ultimate weapon, it would be a rifle that shoots dolphins made of sharp glass, that rip people to shreds, and the dolphins themselves will shoot napalm grenade launchers.

 

[tigir798]

A gun that shoots a cake, the most delicious looking cake ever. Anyone who sees it is forced to attempt to eat it. This would cause riots and force players and NPCs to kill anyone else seeking the cake. If anyone so much as managed to eat any of the cake they suddenly realize that THE CAKE IS A LIE and instantly die of depression from being denied such a lovely cake.(along with anyone else who sees them try to eat the fake cake)

Oh and I suppose you would have to be careful to turn around really fast and walk away or get pulled into the cake frenzy.

 

[Muphin_Mann]

"Jar of Bees"
Pretty self explanatory. Still want to see it in a game though.

"Octopus Launcher"
Also self explanatory. Launches aquatic invertebrates of any kind at high speeds.

Dead Rising has the first one.

I want a LaG-light cannon. A (just barely) man portable weapon that uses the ionized air path of a laser beam to fire a small lightening bolt with great accuracy. It would really rock in the right FPS setting.

Also, the Brogans Reaper gun. It would fire metal plated explosive disks from a sort of coilgun. A range finder with multiple settings would be used to determine when the disks detonate, although the basic setting is "when the hit something"
Its a two stage charge. The first one puffs an explosive mixture into the air and the second one goes off a split second later. It esentialy uses big magnets to fire thermobaric grenades.
The disks spin in midair to remain stable and strike with enough force to severly injure or kill a person, not counting the effects of the explosion that follows.
If the projectile is set on a timer and fired with less-than-maximum force it can be used to bank-shot off walls and the like.
Each clip for the gun would consist of a battery and six disks (extended clips of 18 also exist). The weapon could fire one round every half second at maximum speed. Jamming and overheating are not problems.

 

[dukethepcdr]

"The Time Reverser"

This weapon looks like a staff and fires a beam that can be adjusted to hit only one target or a little wider to hit multiple targets. The result is that the enemy you hit rapidly grows younger and younger until he, she or it turns into a fertilized egg and basically vanishes because it's so small. Sort of a reversal of that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Donavan drinks from the wrong grail cup an gets old and dies quickly. This would make you go back to being an egg instead.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

the sound reverser. To be thrown at whiny people with high pitched voices. Rather than muting them it sends their voice back through their own speaker at 10 times the volume. Perhaps giving them more motivation to shut up.

Tea bag gun- Spawns a bot to teabag a dead enemy for you.

Voice activated granade- through a grenade/C4 and activate it by yelling "KABOOOOM!"

Stake sniper rifle- ever wanted to pin a jumping/falling enemy to the wall by his foot without killing him? Now you can and from far away. If you do want to kill him the stakes could be on fire i guess. And have AIDS. But how fun would it be getting a headshot with that gun. A 2 foot stake imapling your targets head into possibly another target or a wall. hehe

The "helper" gun. Launch at a hated team mate/enemy to spawn a nagging little voice in the corner of their screen that tells them everything wrong they are doing in game. "no go left you noob WTF are you doing!" would soon get on their nerves

The infinite possiblity gun- Its anyones guess what it'l fire next. Tabes, chairs, squid possibly even bullets or other guns. "BAM i hit you in the face at 200 mph with a luger pistol >"

White noise producer- hide this in a small corner of the map and turn your speaker down as people complain about the annoying buzzing sound in their ears.

SURPRISE grenade- Thrown at an enemy to distract him. Causes a flashing clown to appear on screen and dance around with the word "WTF" flashing around him to the msuic from the end of castle crashers.(no i dont know its name)

 

[Muphin_Mann]

It seems like almost everyones weapons are nonsensical or metagame.

 

[tigir798]

It seems like almost everyones weapons are nonsensical or metagame.

The one where a gernade expands to fill a small room or small area with foam was pretty good. That could be awsome if implimented right.

 

[ReepNeep]

An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

P90 is not that great. Play Rainbow Six Vegas and you'll understand. (The Rainbow Six Vegas designers studied all the weapons in the game to make them as close to the real thing as a game can get. Even the bullet shapes and reloads are made perfectly.) The P90 is mainly used because of its portability (light weight) and its high magazine size (50 rounds per mag, plus one in the chamber is 51 rounds). I waste my time figuring this stuff out...

And they did a piss-poor job of it, from what I hear. R6V is an arcade game, not a sim like the previous entries in the series were.

Anyway, the P90's real selling point is it's cartridge, the 5.7x28mm. It can pierce light body armour at over 200 meters, while other SMGs chambered in traditional pistol cartridges like .45ACP and 9x19mm Luger can't even at point blank range. Its meant to be given to second line troops and grunts that would find a full size assault rifle cumbersome, like vehicle crews. It has very little stopping power because of the small bullet used however.

Against an armoured target, something is better than nothing, right?

Mine would be the OmniGrenade
It's modeled after the grenades in Deus Ex actually. Its a combination High-Explosive, Flashbang and Smoke, with both timed, proximity and wireless fuses. You can stick it to a wall or throw it.

 

[Noamuth]

It seems like almost everyones weapons are nonsensical or metagame.

The one where a gernade expands to fill a small room or small area with foam was pretty good. That could be awsome if implimented right.

Awesome and hilarious.

 

[DavidTanis]

What about a crossbow that fires ninjas?

Or a gun that fires pellets that when they hit you they bloom into crystals that grow when exposed to liquid.

 

[Blazing Angel]

Okay, my best idea so far is for this sword, but it's not a normal sword. Instead of a blade, it projects a beam of light which can cut through everything except for this one material called "fortosis weave". It's made by getting a magical crystal and shining a giant light through it with a focusing lens. I'm thinking of calling it a "beamsaber" or possibly "lightsword." I don't think anyone's come up with this before. I dunno.

/troll

Aren't those called beam sabers or light sabers?

Edit: Oh, and the point of this post in a meta-sense was to point out that everyone's already thought up pretty much every idea that anyone will come up with, barring those ideas which people make up to be deliberately different in order to prove this point wrong or in an attempt to be viewed as "unique" and "special".

Well, they are "special" I guess. Just not the kind they wanted.

 

[M3707ik]

A unicorn dagger that creats vampiric unicorns from the falles corpses of my enimies.

 

[ShadowsSpawn]

sniper crowbar. long range bludgeoning

you all know its the best idea ever