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Captain Wes

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Eldritch Warlord post=9.70786.724476 said:
Read [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should]
nothing about a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower. I am still victorious
 

Platinum117

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I can't believe no one has thoughts of some sort of nanobot weapon!!!
How about a thousand tiny chainsaw bots?
Personally i'd go with claw-bots tho, so they just sort of rake at you ...awesome
 

Reaperman Wompa

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(ZHU) Michael post=9.70786.724471 said:
Reaperman Wompa post=9.70786.724459 said:
(ZHU) Michael post=9.70786.724434 said:
what about like a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower
...PATENT THAT NOW!!

Seriously.
you're right behind me, thusly you know that I already have. MULTIPLE THREAD JOKE!
Touche... with thing above the "e".
 

Eldritch Warlord

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(ZHU) Michael post=9.70786.724486 said:
Eldritch Warlord post=9.70786.724476 said:
Read [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should]
nothing about a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower. I am still victorious
Damn, that is awesome. You should add that to the list (it is a Wiki after all).

Or shall I add it? I think I will.
 

Captain Wes

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Eldritch Warlord post=9.70786.724496 said:
(ZHU) Michael post=9.70786.724486 said:
Eldritch Warlord post=9.70786.724476 said:
Read [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should]
nothing about a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower. I am still victorious
Damn, that is awesome. You should add that to the list (it is a Wiki after all).

Or shall I add it? I think I will.
It's all yours
 

PlasticPorter

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I call mine the Pre Pubertoid Missile
it locks on and vaporizes anyone who shrieks "VETO VETO VETOOOOOOOO!" at octaves that would make bats grind their teeth in the game lobby of Halo 3.
 

squiggothhunter

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a gun that makes people glow.
then, when you are a safe distance away, a massive orbital artillery strike is unleashed.
in close combat, there's a self-destruct....
Artillery ftw
 

Drakmorg

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A weapon that fires special lazers that when they hit something, it turns the surface into spikes. Like if you shoot the ground below someone then spikes pierce their feet and they can't run away, or shoot it at some cover and they get stabbed while hidding, or if u shoot them in the head or in the chest, bone spikes pierce into their vital organs.
 

j1-2themax

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A gun that has 3 modes: an ATV-driven-by-land-shark launcher; an infinite ammo, million-rounds-a-second minigun, and a "just kill everything in the damned room already!" mode, which causes something spectacularly impossible to happen.
 

Vumsy

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The baseball-bat launcher: A rocketlauncher-like weapon that fires sonar-seeking bats shaped like baseballs! They don't do anything special, they... just, well... fly around... Bumping into people... I got spare-time issues.
 

some random guy

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Electroliser.

This weapon would require no ammo. It basically fires electricity and electricutes anyone nearby. You can also charge up a shot and fire it at specific groups of enemies.
The most entertain aspect of this weapon would be its effect on electrical devices. It would basically make them go crazy. Each electrical device would act in a different and entertaining way. Ticket machine thingies would spit tickets at enemies, cars would crash into enemies, cranes would swing around, crush, pick up and drop things uncontrollably and many other electrical devices would have entertaining reactions.
 

TheIr0nMike

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"teh 1337 stik"
Basicly, its a normal looking rod-like stick that can turn into anything that I want, and its all powerful.
 

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Killcushley post=9.70786.702740 said:
"The Fatality Producer"
You fire it at your enemy and upon contact a random Mortal Kombat character appears and uses a fatality on your opponent
NICE!
I would make an animal/weapon that is a loyal wolf with a poison in its teeth that turns dudes into zombie slaves for you. And chainsaws for feet. And its a zombie.
 

Keela

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GenHellspawn post=9.70786.702796 said:
BrickBond post=9.70786.702771 said:
An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.
P90 is not that great. Play Rainbow Six Vegas and you'll understand. (The Rainbow Six Vegas designers studied all the weapons in the game to make them as close to the real thing as a game can get. Even the bullet shapes and reloads are made perfectly.) The P90 is mainly used because of its portability (light weight) and its high magazine size (50 rounds per mag, plus one in the chamber is 51 rounds). I waste my time figuring this stuff out... :p