Create-a-weapon

[Cid Silverwing]

Excalibur - TrueSilver longsword that insta-kills Undead/Demonic enemies and heals allies it strikes. (Poor choice of title, but I couldn't think of any "holier" name for it)

Holy Water Hose - Pumps holy water wherever you point it, for the same effect as above with an added purifying effect (and most obviously a shower too)

Rod of om nom nom - When invoked summons ten million billion kitties and doggies to om nom nom your target, distracting them enough for you to shove a headshot up their rectum.

 

[excessum ado]

The laser guided crocodile. It's basically a crocodile with a jet on its back that is guided by a handheld laser. Simply pull the pin and point at whatever you want to be horribly mauled/exploded.

 

[Masterthief]

The Storge Bomb: From Greek (look it up).
When detonated, it makes all beings within the blast radius feel protective and kindly towards their fellow beings. Especially useful for riot control. Or any other fight for that matter.
Based on the theory that it is better to end war than to merely win.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

Probably a high caliber assault rifle(Most likely 7.62 NATO), but with the anti-recoil technology used in the AA-12 or the Kriss .45. It would be like an AK, but perfectly accurate. It would come fitted with a 1.5x or 2x scope and would have 30 round magazines as standard, and 100 round dual drum magazines as an alternative. It would also be hot pink, to humiliate your foes as you cut them down with it's sheer greatness.

/sensibility

 

[gamebrain89]

I once posted an idea for a weapon on Insomniac Games forums. It involved tagging enemys and then hitting fire and then the ground was split asunder and half fried chickens drag the enemys down into Fire and 12 secret spices. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I posted that years ago.

 

[PlaylistOne]

The guitar-gun.

when you fire at an enemy you do a two hand tapping sweep solo, therefore melting your opponents face off...
THAT is metal.

 

[Archereus]

ummm my idea of an awsome weapon would be a chain axe as i call it. A large axe head suspended by a very large and long chain, i think with its weight and things like that it would make a very deadly range throwing weapon and close range melee weapon

 

[Jamanticus]

The guitar-gun.

when you fire at an enemy you do a two hand tapping sweep solo, therefore melting your opponents face off...
THAT is metal.

Yes.... It can have multiple uses, too..... Shattering glass, boiling water, creating defensive sonic shields.....And being rather awesome.

You could use it to fly, too

 

[black lincon]

a crossbow that shoots chainsaws.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Spam-o-matic 2000 - Fire at any players online and spam them with infinite junk mail and PMs and such crap their connection becomes useless and they need a reboot to clear it.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

The Super-Magnetiser: Makes the target temporarily, incredibly attractive to metal. Very fun when employed in car-parks or kitchens.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Soccer ball filled with napalm.

I think I win.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Not really. How could you use it without blowing it up almost immediately?

You'd have to very carefully put it somwewhere and hope someone you want to kill would feel compelled to kick it.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Not really. How could you use it without blowing it up almost immediately?

You'd have to very carefully put it somwewhere and hope someone you want to kill would feel compelled to kick it.

The initial impact starts a reaction which upon second contact makes the napalm go bang.

Also hard impact, not poking it.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Remind me never to play football with you, ever.

 

[Captain Wes]

what about like a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower

 

[TommyGun465]

A joke so funny, you laugh to death. Just photocopy and drop it out of a plane.

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68
It was made already.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

what about like a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower

...PATENT THAT NOW!!

Seriously.

 

[Captain Wes]

what about like a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower

...PATENT THAT NOW!!

Seriously.

you're right behind me, thusly you know that I already have. MULTIPLE THREAD JOKE!

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Read [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should]