You mean like the Shard Reaper from R&CF:ToD?Geo Da Sponge post=9.70786.703831 said:
The best weapon in existence has already been made, but it is not the sandvich. It is the swarm plasmid. As Yahtzee once said:
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The best weapon in existence has already been made, but it is not the sandvich. It is the swarm plasmid. As Yahtzee once said:
Shut up. You're ruining it for me. Although, I don't have a clue what R&CF:ToD stands for...Michael_McCloud post=9.70786.703863 said:
Rachet and Clank, Tools of Destruction. One of the greatest platformers released.Geo Da Sponge post=9.70786.703872 said:
But think of all the celiac noobs you could give horrible stomach and conveniently incapacitating stomach aches to! You could rule!!! (as long as you had something to kill them with as they writhe around in pain)Asday post=9.70786.702546 said:
As for my weapon it would be a mine that when activated would make the player fall into a pit just a bit to high to jump or climb out of.
Agreed, though I've got to say that Shadow of the Colossus takes the platformer cake. I'm off topic, however.Aries_Split post=9.70786.703890 said:
As for an original weapon, I'm going with a marble. An ordinary marble. You have no idea how much carnage they can cause when used correctly.
And the extra F is for Future. It's Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction.
I'm picky and evil, I know.
I would create a sniper rifle. BUT, not just any sniper rifle.
I would create a sniper rifle that, when aimed and fired at the ground, fires a thermo-molecular dart that some how creates an earthquake. Then that earthquake would somehow create a volcano.
So, basically I would create a sniper rifle that fires volcanoes.
I would create a sniper rifle that, when aimed and fired at the ground, fires a thermo-molecular dart that some how creates an earthquake. Then that earthquake would somehow create a volcano.
So, basically I would create a sniper rifle that fires volcanoes.
Alas, as Yahtzee has taught us Painkiller has already made the best weapon ever- one that shoots Shurikens and Lightning.
However if I was to put serious effort (and by serious effort I mean be a know-it-all jackass) I would point out that military philosophers have for ages dictated that the finest strategy is the one that avoids combat inteirly. Thus, the finest weapon one could create is something that erases the desire for violence as well as creating a sense of mutual like and brotherly comraderie that promotes wellbeing and cooperation. Such a weapon does exist and it has been in mass production for centuries.
The Bong.
Go take a hit and tell me i'm wrong.
However if I was to put serious effort (and by serious effort I mean be a know-it-all jackass) I would point out that military philosophers have for ages dictated that the finest strategy is the one that avoids combat inteirly. Thus, the finest weapon one could create is something that erases the desire for violence as well as creating a sense of mutual like and brotherly comraderie that promotes wellbeing and cooperation. Such a weapon does exist and it has been in mass production for centuries.
The Bong.
Go take a hit and tell me i'm wrong.
A Flechette gun that shoots dual-pronged darts. Think unlimited range Death-Taser without cables.
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The Solar Gun from MGS4 implemented into more video games.
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The Solar Gun from MGS4 implemented into more video games.
A weapon that shoots circular saws and fire. It's the only thing I can think of that can top shurikens and lightening.
"Lethal Itching Powder" Instead of a claymore firing shrapnel it explodes an itching powder so potent it causes it's victims to scratch their own skin off.
"The Chuck Norris" An incredibly large powerful looking bazooka type thing that looks amazing, however all it does is tell Chuck Norris jokes to piss the enemy off till they quit.
"The RPG" [Retard Pwning Gun] A sniper that fires high velocity, armour piercing, Retard seeking "Your mom" insults at the mouthy douchebags that online gaming can do without.
"The Chuck Norris" An incredibly large powerful looking bazooka type thing that looks amazing, however all it does is tell Chuck Norris jokes to piss the enemy off till they quit.
"The RPG" [Retard Pwning Gun] A sniper that fires high velocity, armour piercing, Retard seeking "Your mom" insults at the mouthy douchebags that online gaming can do without.
The Shocket Launcher:
A small explosive pellet firing gun that works like a shotgun.
The Hammer:
A sniper rifle that fires long metal spikes.
The Reaper Revised:
A war scythe that has a chainsaw end, too long to be a chainsaw just long enough to be a scythe.
The Priest of Hate:
A shotgun that fires pellets full of potent acid.
The Light Of Belief:
Crucifix axe. Very big weapon, used with terms like burn the heretic.
A small explosive pellet firing gun that works like a shotgun.
The Hammer:
A sniper rifle that fires long metal spikes.
The Reaper Revised:
A war scythe that has a chainsaw end, too long to be a chainsaw just long enough to be a scythe.
The Priest of Hate:
A shotgun that fires pellets full of potent acid.
The Light Of Belief:
Crucifix axe. Very big weapon, used with terms like burn the heretic.
You said that the shells explode. If I had an explosive of some sort, I would want it to blow up in my enemiy's face, rather than four feet away. Sure the shrapnel would still kill them, but to be on the safe side I would blow it up closer.meatloaf231 post=9.70786.703856 said:
[a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should"]Any[/a] [a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should/Firelegs"]of[/a] [a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_shoot_other_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should"]these'll[/a] [a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_melee_weapons_that_don%27t_exist,_but_should"]do[/a]. Especially that last list.