Create-a-weapon

[defcon 1]

A weapon that would shoot a deadly parasite into people. It causes the person to become some mad animal, thus slaying everything around him, then at the end a tone of biological abominations hatch from his flesh.

A weapon that spins blades around a lot like the Painkiller. It starts off as an arrow with the blades inside, once impacted, the blades will shred the person from the inside out.

A device that will release tons and tons of compressed explosive gas in the form of Myst. once enough is spread around, ignite!

A super soaker that shoots hot lava.

A whip with light metal needles on them so it'll really hurt the enemy. It's partially automated like a snake to it can do things like wrap around the enemy... and engulf him

For a fighter jet, A missile that latches onto a plane, locks the controls, then makes it suicide bomb something.

You know those little energy balls from Half-Life? A frag grenade that launches mini sized versions of those (bounce, bounce, bounce).

Banhammer & nerf stick

A giant stereo system: that blast bad music

rat flail or a machine gun with a train on it! seriously, I want some of those!

A high velocity baby launcher. How is that useful? hell if I knew, I just want to launch baby's.

 

[Altorin]

A gun that shoots out smaller guns which shoot out even smaller guns, which shoot bullets

that's like, a lot of bullets.

 

[Altorin]

OH WAIT

how about a gun that shoots lots of bullets

yeah. that's genius

 

[daedrick]

"Jar of Bees"
Pretty self explanatory. Still want to see it in a game though.

"Octopus Launcher"
Also self explanatory. Launches aquatic invertebrates of any kind at high speeds.

Play dead rising, theres a bee in a jar, then when you throw it, make all the zombies heads explode.

Have fun.

 

[Madrak the Red]

A gun that shoots puppies at people, instantly making them want to put down their guns and have a group hug. But in case someone is too evil or too much of a dickhead to do this, the puppies also explode with the explosive power of 100kilos of TNT. Now imagine what that would sound like being fired...

 

[ultra_v_89]

A gun that fires the "brown note", the sound that makes people shit themselves, so its basically a speaker firing soundwaves accurately enough to not effect the user. FYI, I found the brown note when Celine Dion came on the radio.

 

[Bob_F_It]

A joke so funny, you laugh to death. Just photocopy and drop it out of a plane.

 

[AmericanWarMachine]

A Shotgun that shoots surikins and lightning.

 

[silentsentinel]

The "Whoop whoop" gun. It makes people start spinning around wildly, yelling "Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!"

A gun that fires rabid bears.

And a gun that makes people implode.

 

[Iron Mal]

I would have to go with a either a) a gun that shoots out a liquidised flesh eating virus or b) a gun that shoots crystals that accelerate the aging process to a ridiculous degree (as in, one shot makes the target 125 years older).

Failing that, what about a gun that shoots chainsaws?

 

[Flour]

A laser chainsaw that shoots an infinite amount of smaller unstoppable and unbreakable rocket propelled laster chainsaws which create a massive explosion when they hit something.

Or a minigun shooting an infinite amount of bullets that are able to rip off someone's leg after going through 15 tanks and each bullet will punch a hole the size of a bowling ball in the wall of the average nuclear bomb shelter.

There Is No Kill Like Overkill [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill]

There is no overkill, ever. You may need to reload on ammunition, friends, infrastructure, enemies, political goodwill, the VIP you were supposed to protect, but a kill is not an overkill.

 

[Nazulu]

I want my enemies to suffer!

The GAG Gun - fires steaming balls of gas that stun people and makes incredibly itchy all over, suddenly they have to go to the bathroom for both needs and after 5 hours of this then they slowly turn in-side-out and catch fire. And then a baby is born from the burnt corpse!

 

[Mr. Purple]

Maybe like a gun with the fuctions of the gravity gun and the portal gun combined?

 

[Shadowtek]

My dream weapon has already been made...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

I want an AA-12 w/ frag-12 founds... lol LET THE FUN BEGIN!!

 

[Random Argument Man]

The greatest weapon already exists.

The Sandvich. Bar NONE.

Shadow gun, Once it hits your shadow, your body is dragged by it.
Ex:You can crush people on walls.

Reminds me of what Vamp did in Metal Gear Solid 2. He would throw knives that would pin your shadow to the ground, meaning your unable to move. You'd have to shoot out the lights to free yourself.

Yeah, What I meant by the dragging part is like the gravity gun (upgraded) in Half-Life 2. Something like that...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The P.O.V. gun from Hitchhikers.

Once fired, it gives the victim a total awareness of how you see things.

I'd just tape the trigger closed.

Read. The. Books. Now.

Read the books, script, played the game and watched the TV series and film.
"Ghastly"

Sword-Chuks and the Makeup Shotgun have already been done, but for sheer devastation.
The Californium Gun.

Califorinium (Cf : 98) has a critical mass of roughly 5kg. A .50 Sniper rifle should be enough to house two separates masses that get pushed into each other on impact.

Yep, a hand held mushroom cloud launcher. With a halflife of nearly 900 years.

 

[hondommond]

ok...a cannon that does 0 damage but it shoot flaming gnomes and rick roll links...XD

 

[Zero121090x]

Name:The Hookshot
Apperance: Gears of War Shotgun with a Huge Harpoon-like Attachment on it.
Function:Normal Shotgun Capabilities but the secondary fire is firing the harpoon hook. If it hits an enemy, u reel them in "MK Scorpion style". Time It just right and u can use ur shotgun part to one-kill ur "being-reeled-in" opponent. If u miss however, u have to rapidly press the secondary fire button to reel it back it manually thus losing time (I call it Active Cooldown).
Reload Style: In my game, there are two reloads. Active Reload (featured in Gears of War) where u time it right, and Active Cooldown in which for certain weapons u have to rapidly press the reload button to cooldown the weapon. The hookshot will have the Active Reload for the shotgun part, and Active Cooldown for the missed hookshots.

 

[bad rider]

Spontaneous combustion gun

You fire it and no matter where he is tom cruise bursts into flames.