Create An Awful Band!

[Revolutionary]

Name : the camp tires
Album ; the mutilation of flowers
Brad turnip - electric synth board
Hustin Beiber - french horn
Mike putron - Mandolin
Genre : Super POP!?
Playing : ya mums house.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Brokencyde, so shit.

 

[dajuberjaber]

band: izmir ludlaw chapmpion
album: ert tetia plenirena
Eygypt Rentuky on the crum horn
bungary knight on kazoo
skyscraper compass on bungle
Yankee Brini on agung atam vang
bakerfeild sound
location top of the south atlantic ocean

 

[Bealzibob]

Band: Shophouse Instrumental Player
Album: Edward Josef's Capital Ethnicity

Bermuda England on the English Horn XD
Terl Mallard on the Bell
Brair Starboard on the Electric Piano (ok, I might of assigned this one to her when it was meant to be for Bermuda but... Her names "starboard" for gods sake, The english Horn was random though xD)
Bling Alegeron on the Marimba

We are a Neo-Psychedelia Band (Awesome)

We play out next friday at the middle of the South Atlantic Ocean between Argentina Street and Namibia Road.

Bermuda Englands instrument was pure gold =D

Good Game tbh.

 

[marscentral]

Band: Black League Fak
Album: Grenadines Chaniers County
The band (3 guys and a girl):
Merlot Nicodemus on Hulusi (Chinese flute)
Hubbard Falsetto vocals
Charter Blaze on Gaida (Bulgarian bagpipes)
Perfume Vineyard on Rhodes piano

Genre: Cavacha (a Kenyan rythm typically played on a drumkit and no drums in the band!)

Location: Nikulino, Russia

 

[MacosEagle77]

Name: British Iremonger Missile

Album: Hill Verrabotn Batista Squads

Members: Salmon Flannel on Bagpipes, Flax Zemon on the Megaphone, Cheetah Fox on Goblet Drums, and Zither Thistle on the Laser Harp! (Does such a thing exist!?)

Genre: Gypsy Jazz

Venue: Just North of Antarctica

Bonus Challenge: Try saying Zither Thistle multiple times at a high rate of speed
Also this was super entertaining.

 

[MCDeltaT]

Name: Handcock Billy Tostal

Album: Wunder Cupa Postage

Pontius Fire: Double Neck Guitjo
Knight Foreman: Keytar
Shark Gaucho: Plasmaphone
Asparagus Narcissus: Dholak

Style: Big Band Music

Venue: A field In Bolivia near some place called Clara Sauce

I actually quite like the band name, better than my band's name anyway.

 

[Layz92]

-snipity-

Here's mine:

Name: Stephen List Malchow
Album: Kaunertal Retinal Women
Shanghai Monroe on the Crumhorn, Escondido Beethoven on the Flugelhorn, Muenster Asparagus on the Whip, and Muenster Rye on the Janggu
Genre: Heartland Rock(With no guitars and two horns - Sweet!)
Playing at: The middle of the South Pacific Ocean

I may do this later, but wow... the whip is a musical instrument?

AWESOME. I will be adding a whip to my next song. ^_^

Whips were used prominently in Devo's "Whip It" and (probably as a result) were a staple sequenced sound in the early 1980s.

I think I'm going to call my band Mr. Forum Game and the Thread Movers.

Don't forget Rawhide

I can't conscionably create a new bad band with the amount of crap ones that exist already...

 

[junkmanuk]

I'd like to present Louis Auger Falling, the new Reggeaton band from Zabya, Saudi Arabia.

Enjoy the Death Growl stylings of Tonto Jeter, accompanied by:

Claymore Jupiter on Uilleann pipes
Tonto Trump on Sea Organ
Cyclone Busy on Kazoo

Be sure to check out the latest album Actinide Hamlets Lander.


... Wow - I'd watch them live - that's for definite

 

[junkmanuk]

Laser Harp! (Does such a thing exist!?)

Ohh yes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOdHCMOe7kc



double posting apologies.. should have edited the last one - consider myself chastened

 

[ConstantJoe]

Name: Bromolla Hoi-chang Thorium

Album: O'Malley Sambuca Ramillies

Travolta Ahab: Bombarde
Greenwich Daar: Beatboxing
Caliper Flink: Djembe
Hoax England: Jammer Keyboard

Genre: Gwo ka (Guadeloupan percussion music)

Venue: Off in the middle of Russia, north of Kazakhstan

That was actually a lot of fun, how did you come up with this?

 

[soilent]

My Chemical Bromance, its like My Chemical Romance, except with Gary Glitter and an underage vietnamese girl.

 

[Vie]

Welcome to the "Just off the North Coast of Papua New Guinea Club".
Tonight we are proud to present the newest "Maluka" band this side of the International Date Line; "Moe Movilla Buff-Cheeked"!
*Crickets*
And tonight they will be regaling us with the hits from there latest Album "Michael Vyacheslav Light Slacker".
"Shout Flink" will be playing the "Piccolo heckelphone", "Skeeter Raptor" is on the "Banjo", "Badger Scorpio" has the "Byzantine Lyra" and "Compass Vancouver" is on the "Roman Tuba"!

 

[MacosEagle77]

Laser Harp! (Does such a thing exist!?)

Ohh yes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOdHCMOe7kc



double posting apologies.. should have edited the last one - consider myself chastened

.......DUDE! That's Awesome!

 

[Toranilor]

Name: 6400 Quartet Games

Album: Connaughton Housing Graffiti

Members:
Algernon Tank playing the Baglama
Brick Nash playing the Electric Thumb Piano
Figment Gravel playing the Cromorne
Gleek Constantine playing the Dholak

Genre: Martial Industrial

Playing at: The oceanic ridge east of La Roche, New Caledonia

 

[Pinkros]

Name: List Polymerization Bourdalat

Album: Hale's Jeu Des Forges

Members:
Bluegrass Galileo (electric piano)
Yankee Jersey (castrato)
Denim Volvo (alboka)
Helix Leonardo (banjo)

Genre: Runo-song

Venue: Point Hope (sorta)

 

[BonsaiK]

I can't conscionably create a new bad band with the amount of crap ones that exist already...

As a music industry worker, I must say that your attitude is excellent, highly refreshing and unfortunately very thin on the ground.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Fuck, it's like 1st year Art School in here...

And yes, I was in a number of shit bands at Art School (and before that and after)... I've played in bands so crap that we couldn't even gigs at the worst dives in Adelaide, not even at Producers in it's heyday when most of the time the only thing you had to do to get a gig was play loud enough that the smackies in the beer garden couldn't nod off.

 

[C.G.B.S]

Band: KChart Chokher Academy
Album: Begotten East Mexico School Force
Members:
Pirate Falcon on the Megaphone
Jeep Tomarken manning the Bell
Bistro Zeus with the Uilleann pipes
Muenster Egypt playing the Drum machine
Genre: Volksmusik
Location: North Korea

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Band: KChart Chokher Academy
Album: Begotten East Mexico School Force
Members:
Pirate Falcon on the Megaphone
Jeep Tomarken manning the Bell
Bistro Zeus with the Uilleann pipes
Muenster Egypt playing the Drum machine
Genre: Volksmusik
Location: North Korea

That is.. Exquisite. The drum machine.. For anyone not talented enough to bang on plates with sticks. That made me want to create another..

Artist: Bill Davidson Phthalylsulfathiazole
Album: Evangelical Leech Salimata Eruptions Church

Featuring the "Talents" of: Fly Nascar rockin' the Folgerphone, Constellation Beethoven on the Jew's Harp(Lol,) Gravel Goldenrod on the Megaphone. And featuring Gemini Birch helming the Pipe organ

Genre: Nongak - Korean folk music

Headlining at: Closer than they should be to the volcano in Iceland