Criminal scum!

[Kenko]

I belched the sentence "For the Emperor!".

 

[Nick of Blades]

I frowned at a cute koala.

 

[Ampersand]

I opened my umbrella on the main road.

 

[Pholark]

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
"What?"
"We know what you did to that fan that used to always follow you around."
"Oh.. the cliff."
"Yeah. The cliff."
"So uh.. am i being fined?"
"Hell no, that guy was annoying as balls. Move along."
And then I moved along, killing trolls and stealing horses.

 

[Viking Incognito]

I ate an apple that I didn't pay for because I found it in the garbage.

 

[Beech]

I cussed in class.

 

[Dwarfman]

Heresy!

Well if it's Imperial Guard clamping you in irons my bets on this one!

 

[GWarface]

I smoked a cigarret outside a restaurant and everyone inside died immidiently from second-hand smoking...
Not my fault the door was open...

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I poked a fork that I did not own.
I refused to be taken in for poking a fork, so it all ended in mortal combat.
All over a fork.

I also once saw an NPC get murdered for stealing a piece of cheese.

You have no idea how often that happens to me. I usually get charged with several dozen counts of murder, all over accidentally picking up trivial things and not wanting to pay for it.

 

[maninahat]

I kept jumping on the dinner tables and upsetting all of the silverware/food.

 

[astrav1]

I insulted Bethesda eyes.

 

[USSR]

I was "all up in the gaurd's grill."

 

[spinFX]

I pressed z instead of shift while staring at an apple.

 

[Brandon237]

I... jaywalked, stole a pencil... set... I ate in the school's library... I admitted to eating in the school's library when there was nothing the warden could do about it... I'm evil?

 

[k-ossuburb]

It doesn't matter if they catch me, I'm using no-clip.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Sodomy

Horrible, horrible sodomy

and, when I say sodomy, I mean the real deal. With...like...eleven people. At once. Backwards

Fortunately, French police are cool with that

 

[minimacker]

I read the Do Not Read sign.

 

[Reliq]

You commit a random, so small crime that normal cop shrugs it off....but then, Imperial Guard a mile away behind a giant gate in a sound proof room. What did you commit?

I helped an old lady halfway across the street...

 

[voetballeeuw]

I stepped on the grass, and they beat me.