Cringe worthy words
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Oh I could fill a wikipedia, but having worked at the bottom rung thru to middle management, nothing offends my ears more than the cuntish flow of diarrhoetic slop falling from the flapping maws of the braindead haircuts in suits telling me what to do while pretending they and I are part of a 'team'. (Yes I hate management.)
?Going forward?? - That's HOW TIME WORKS! Shut up!
"Thinking out of the box" - Think of the borderline retarded idea in my head so that I can use it and blame everyone later when it fails. Often paired with -
"All singing from the same Hymn book", so that whatever you do, you're wrong to half the management.
"Proactive" What do you mean? Surely just being conscious counts. Able to respond to things.
"Networking" - Like talking, except it involves doing it with a complete fucknugget, sometimes a whole roomful of them.
"working as a team" - go and do all the work while I jerk off in my shiny big office.
"core skills" - Walking? talking? breathing? what do you mean you twats?
"empowered" - I've just had more work dumped on me for no reward.
"resources" - A way to say "people" or "staff" to lessen the guilt of managers firing them or treating em like crap.
I also understand the irony in bitching about this when I've been management and I know that the people saying this shit are getting even more shit piled on THEM from the rank above.
I also realise I've probably offended a bunch of people who went out of their way to say they don't appreciate swearing, however, if you'd met the kind of people who say this stuff, you'd swear too.
Oh and lastly...I don't mind it at all, but it amuses me how many people who hate it have had to type it then repeatedly read it, so...
Moist.
?Going forward?? - That's HOW TIME WORKS! Shut up!
"Thinking out of the box" - Think of the borderline retarded idea in my head so that I can use it and blame everyone later when it fails. Often paired with -
"All singing from the same Hymn book", so that whatever you do, you're wrong to half the management.
"Proactive" What do you mean? Surely just being conscious counts. Able to respond to things.
"Networking" - Like talking, except it involves doing it with a complete fucknugget, sometimes a whole roomful of them.
"working as a team" - go and do all the work while I jerk off in my shiny big office.
"core skills" - Walking? talking? breathing? what do you mean you twats?
"empowered" - I've just had more work dumped on me for no reward.
"resources" - A way to say "people" or "staff" to lessen the guilt of managers firing them or treating em like crap.
I also understand the irony in bitching about this when I've been management and I know that the people saying this shit are getting even more shit piled on THEM from the rank above.
I also realise I've probably offended a bunch of people who went out of their way to say they don't appreciate swearing, however, if you'd met the kind of people who say this stuff, you'd swear too.
Oh and lastly...I don't mind it at all, but it amuses me how many people who hate it have had to type it then repeatedly read it, so...
Moist.
Oh and after all this moist panties speak, I have to admit there's something horrible about the word...
gusset.
No word like that should be surrounding the lady bits.
gusset.
No word like that should be surrounding the lady bits.
Moist you say? Why, moist isn't too bad a word in all moistly moistness, I often say in a manner most moist.SenseOfTumour said:
lots...
belief, meaning, intent, purpose...words that are rooted in a banal Christian way of viewing how the world works...fate when it's not used in a Greek sense.
internet grammatical errors with there and its likenesses, its/it's, your instead of you're, obvious signs of stupidity like that.
Gay when it means stupid, emo because it's a weak replacement for gay....
Basically, if a word is used as subconscious code for I'm a member of X group and thus only see the world with X set lens, then it's a very bad word. Curses and slurs are fine when used thoughtfully and specifically, but when words are used to replace thought, then that's something a wordsmith can't help but bristle at.
belief, meaning, intent, purpose...words that are rooted in a banal Christian way of viewing how the world works...fate when it's not used in a Greek sense.
internet grammatical errors with there and its likenesses, its/it's, your instead of you're, obvious signs of stupidity like that.
Gay when it means stupid, emo because it's a weak replacement for gay....
Basically, if a word is used as subconscious code for I'm a member of X group and thus only see the world with X set lens, then it's a very bad word. Curses and slurs are fine when used thoughtfully and specifically, but when words are used to replace thought, then that's something a wordsmith can't help but bristle at.
Pants is perfectly acceptable.Tarlane said:
When you say pants and your context refers to underpants, be assured, no one will mistake them for trousers. You can use jeans, slacks and trousers for those. Reserve pants for (under)pants.
Honey...they only people i hear use it are talking VERY down to someone...like there talking to a 6 year old...when someone uses it they sound condescending, like they are more important then any one else ever and it only infuriates me when someone uses it. Unless someone means honey like the food...then it's alright.
Guys, the word "and" makes me cringe. So, since I can't bear to hear this otherwise random assortment of vocal tones, I vote that we make this word taboo. Anyone who says it will be punished based on their current surroundings. Colloquially, the word will be fine to use (sometimes), but depending on the situation at hand, it could warrant law enforced fines or jail time...
Or we could all just grow up and (*cringe*) remember that old rhyme, "Sticks and (*cringe*) stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
Or we could all just grow up and (*cringe*) remember that old rhyme, "Sticks and (*cringe*) stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
